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Dear CollegeMags, Girlfriend, I know you’re probably walking around campus thinking you’re some super badass who owns college, but here’s some news: YOU DON’T. Sure, classes are a breeze and you can chug two 40s of Old English without puking, but there is something essential to existence that you are missing: knowledge of basic life... MORE »
Dearest CollegeMags, It is a truth universally acknowledged that a college student in possession of an empty stomach must be in want of an omelet. Did you just audibly gasp? I bet you did. But don’t worry, you would have discovered this fact of college life eventually. It was better I ripped the band-aid off.... MORE »
Dear CollegeMags, Oh hey, boo. You know, “boo’ becomes a big thing in the future. You should start using it now so you’re like a trendsetter or something. It ranks pretty high on the list of greatest terms of endearment mainly because it’s so versatile. Friends, lovers, and professors all love to be called “boo.’... MORE »
Dearest CollegeMags, You’ll soon be discovering that most students fall into one of two categories when it comes to their courses. First, there are those who are so secure in what they want to be when they grow up and have their blinders on so tight when it comes to choosing courses that will ensure... MORE »
Dearest CollegeMags, Ah yes, my darling past self, I recognize this time of year. Your glorious winter break is coming to its end and you are preparing to make the trek back to campus. Currently, you’re probably somewhere in the middle of that horrific state where you can only fit into your brother’s sweatpants because... MORE »
Dear CollegeMags, As finals roll around, you’ll hear a lot of classmates talk about these ancient rituals known as “all-nighters”. I want you to stay away, CollegeMags. Stay far, far away from all-nighters. People will talk about doing all-nighters before a big exam like they are some type of awesome new trend only they thought... MORE »
Dearest CollegeMags, Usually I write these letters in order to better your/our college experience. Well, not tonight. Tonight it’s all about bettering FutureMags’ life. There’s this little thing grown ups are forced into on a daily basis and it’s awful, much like pretending you think that picture of your friend’s baby is cute and marriage.... MORE »
Dear CollegeMags, Girl, you need a job. I know. I know. I’m supposed to be giving cool insider information about ways to conquer college, not nag you like a stupid adult. Well, ya dummy, this is cool insider information. Just give me time to explain, ok? God. Sometimes you really are such a bitch. Now,... MORE »
Dearest CollegeMags, Choosing your classes each semester is integral to your happiness as a college student. Some people think it’s a science, I prefer to think of it as an art. And CollegeMags, by the end of our college career we get very artistic. Not to brag, but during our last semester in Grad School... MORE »