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Article by Piliour
November 30, 2010

Rival School Claims to Have Better Athletics Team Than Your School

At Saturday’s sports outing, many of you were too consumed by the events transpiring on the field/court (or quidditch pitch) to notice that students from your rival school, the most hated of all schools, claimed that your school, in fact, “sucks big, hairy dick,” and that their school, despite losing the game, “could beat your... MORE »

Picture by Anonymous
September 29, 2010

The Revision of the Dome Stomp

Learn to do it the right way. MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 10, 2010

Football Team Declares New Rival

Since the dawn of time, Syracuse has had two big rivals: UConn and Georgetown. These rivalries have been shared by the entire athletic department, from basketball to women’s lacrosse to cross-country. Now, though, Syracuse Football has declared a new rival, independent of the rest of the school’s sports teams. That rival is: Victory.   “That... MORE »