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Gertis the Homeless Wheelchair Guy on Marshall Street Is Filthy Rich
Who knew? Gertis, the famour Syracuse homeless guy who sits outside of Starbucks on Marshall Street is actually FILTHY RICH! Hoarding cash? "Hey pretty lady, spare any change?!"
Source: https://notorious1419.tumblr.com/
Halloween Costumes That Suck – And How to Make Them Awesome
Halloween weekend is finally here, and I couldn’t possibly be any more excited than I normally am to dress up like a fool and solicit goodies from strangers. But not everyone takes this sacred holiday seriously, so here are a few quick examples of costume ideas that you should probably steer clear of for this... MORE »
Eli (from Marshall St) sings the weather on TV!
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How to Navigate Marshall Street
Marshall Street, a Syracuse student’s off-campus paradise, is littered with obstacles for the uninformed. As a senior and veteran Marshall Street navigator, I feel obligated to guide you through this tricky terrain. Here are the most common Marshall Street hurdles, and how to safely steer around them. Gertis, Beggar in the Wheelchair: Slogan: A rustling... MORE »
New Marshall Street Bar Eagerly Awaits Customer Stereotype
Last Thursday, a brand new bar had its grand opening on Marshall Street. DJ’s recently joined Chuck’s, Faegan’s, Lucy’s, and Harry’s to become the latest installment in Syracuse University campus bars, which evidently are all required by law to have an apostrophe and an “s” at the end of the name. When Maggie’s was... MORE »
Eli The Homeless Guy on Marshall Street Has An Album!
Apparently Eli had time to record a CD just in time for Christmas. Titled “El’s Christmas Mission” the album was recorded in the Belfer Audio Laboratory, at Syracuse University. So, now when Eli comes up to you asking for cash, you can tell him you bought his CD! Check out Empire Life Entertainment to read more MORE »
Every Store on Marshall Street Will Be a Sandwich Shoppe By Year’s End, States Bold Predictor
A Syracuse University student with a keen eye for the obvious has boldly predicted that every store on Marshall Street will be a “sandwich shoppe” by year’s end. Ronald Carlson noticed that there was a new Jrecks Subs on the popular shopping avenue, replacing “whatever the hell used to be there.” Jrecks now joins Subway,... MORE »
Marshall St. overrun with truancy
Marshall St. forced to close off road, turn pedestrians away as class skipping students flocked to the famed block. As more and more students ignored their class schedules in lieu of pizza, bubble tea, and Slider’s Belgian fries, Marshall Street swarmed with said slackers. The popular eateries and cafes could not contain the masses of... MORE »
Week in Review
Like a Frat Kid Loves Cake: The IFC fraternity rush policy was changed to more closely mimic sorority rush. Guides or “rho chis” will now be responsible for escorting potential new members to every house on campus. Similarly, fraternities are now expected to sing and cheer during recruitment, decorate the exteriors of their houses with... MORE »
Marshall Square Mall Overrun With Confused Students
On the first day of classes, something that happens every year”¦happened. Again. Students of all ages, scratching their heads and staring blankly at their schedules, headed into Marshall Square Mall, where they proceeded to wander aimlessly around, bumping into each other, looking for a Spanish class or a math class that, somehow, is taught... MORE »
Insights Incite Spare Change
A few years ago, Syracuse University instituted a new motto: Insights Incite Change. Now, they are under investigation for copyright infringement. It seems that a certain group of individuals claimed this motto long before SU and now it seeks restitution for the wrongful appropriation of the motto. The individuals pressing charges are: bums. Antonio Jones,... MORE »
That Girl
Oh, the joys of my college years. T’is given me the opportunity to meet so many types of people and get to know them (mostly by Facebook stalking). Alas, t’is also implies forced cohabitation with some of the most unlikable people on this watery earth. Now, as we advance, it seems like we meet fewer of these people and... MORE »
Michelle Duggar: Smarter Than Her Vagina Lets On
Does your vagina hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow? Can youthrow it o’er your shoulder Like a Continental Soldier? Does your vagina hang low? Normally, if I wrote about a family with 19 children I’d have lost my audience by the... MORE »
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My Sadly Un-Slutty Self
As a very different breed of girl, I have always admired the ‘slutty’ girls at Halloween. While my fellow females display what is, at first glance, characteristic snappy bitchiness and exaggerated sense of self worth and piety, I prefer to look at these girls as showing what is superlative of the “weaker sex.” I look... MORE »
Syracuse Students Protest Westboro Church
Stand up for what you believe. Source: save-the-world-one-day-at-a-time.tumblr.com MORE »
15 Lateral in 62 Seconds – This is College Football
End Zone angle of the final play of Trinity vs. Millsaps Football. Down 24-16 with just over two minutes to go, Trinity’s Riley Curry scored to cut the lead to 24-22. After a missed two point conversion attempt, Trinity’s defense held Millsaps to a three-and-out without using any timeouts. The Tigers were left with two... MORE »
Syracuse rappers on the stairs of Crouse College.
Three rappers killin it at Cuse. Pretty catchy song. Did I hear a Bernie Fine joke in there? The 2011 Syracuse Cypher with artists IamG, Jay Foss and INDO Download Here: https://hulkshare.com/p3sse3fdfwdy IamG https://iamgworld.com/ Jay Foss https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jay-Foss/236029989746534 INDO https://heyindo.com/ Directed/Filmed/Edited by Taylor Maher Taylormaher11@gmail.com MORE »
Frats Pay For Pussy
The upstanding gentlemen of Lehigh’s many remaining fraternities pay out some serious C.R.E.A.M. in order to”¦ cream. Don’t look so shocked. It’s as true as the Hill-wide drug raids conducted earlier in the semester by LUPD (you didn’t hear about that from me). Don’t believe me? Well, the numbers don’t lie and we’ll get to... MORE »
How to Start a Bro Fight
10 Simple steps to starting a bro fight MORE »
CitrusTV Visits The Syracuse Zoo | CitrusTV
In the first edition of “Beyond the Hill,” CitrusTV traveled to the Rosamond Gifford Zoo. You’ll be surprised at what we found as the zoo prepares for its centennial in 2014. For more CitrusTV programming, visit us online at https://www.CitrusTV.net! MORE »
Drunk Girl Kisses Skunk
boobs and a skunk. amazing. MORE »
Emory College Library Hours Racist Against Asians
I’m getting arrested for studying for 5 hours. Someone please tell me this is not true. MORE »
Bernie Fine Fired by Syracuse University Amid ESPN’s Audio Tape Release with Wife
University fires Fine hours after ESPN aired audio recordings with coach’s wife. For more on this story go here: https://abcn.ws/ugPgEI MORE »
There is absolutely nothing wrong with ordering celery before a meal
Celery? Gross. Thanks to Lincoln Station Bar & Grill MORE »
Watch a LSU Cheerleader’s Perspective Through Her Eyes
Hold on tight. Flip, fly through the air and runout with the team from the perspective of an LSU Cheerleader during the Nov. 25 LSU Football game vs. Arkansas in Tiger Stadium. Midget at 1:22. MORE »
Dean College Students Expelled After Fight Over Nike Shoes
Completely fucked up fight over some nike shoes. Really? I guess you can expect no less from a school nobody has ever heard of. Fight starts at 0:40 MORE »
People Dont Know How To Spell In California
Some kids put up a sign about a fundraiser they were doing. They wanted this “qaurter” to be the best. IDIOTS! MORE »
Music Video Pocketful of Money TRF 255
A music video made in TRF 255 at Syracuse University. By Jens Lekman. MORE »
I’m Shmacked The Movie : Trailer #2 – Syracuse University
Trailer # 2 for the movie/documentary I’m Shmacked. The purpose of this is go to 12 of the best schools around the country, choose one student to spend atleast 2 days there , document it to experience how the diversity differs at each college and what makes that school so special to its students. MORE »