Ladies and gentlemen. It is my distinct pleasure to announce Cuse My Campus’s very first CONTEST! Hopefully, most of you have seen or heard about the show Man v. Food. If you haven’t, here’s a brief summary of what happens. Adam Richman, the show’s host and my own personal hero, goes around to different cities and visits restaurants. These are not your ordinary restaurants, however. Each restaurant is renowned for a specialty, be it an extremely spicy item or an item that is far too large to be consumed by the common man. For instance, when Adam visited Denver, he ate a burrito containing seven potatoes, a pound of ham, 12 eggs, a whole onion, cheese and chili.

Now, my thinking is this: I love to eat, and I love to eat LOTS of food. However, being a college student places certain monetary limitations on my ability to consume large quantities of quality food. Herein lies the contest:

Submit footage (via slideshow, video, montage, etc.) of yourself or someone you know consuming mass quantities of “college-style” foods. Such foods include, but are not limited to, Ramen noodles, Bowl Appetit, Easy Mac (or any form of mac and cheese), chicken nuggets (preferably dinosaur), Chef Boyardee of any kind, frozen pizzas, hot dogs, and many other assorted frozen foods or dried noodles requiring water and a microwave.

The winner of our contest will be determined by a combination of the amount of food eaten AND and entertainment factor of what is submitted. The winner will receive a free T-shirt from!

Send submissions to

Contest ends March 1st.