the card-swiper at the front desk, even though she will NEVER greet you
back, and make your way upstairs
through the basketball courts, pretending you don’t see 16 pairs of eyes
glaring at you because your big toe touched the out-of-bounds line on
their court, causing the short Asian kid to miss the layup that he was
never going to make anyway
the sign-up desk
the sign-up sheets for treadmills/bikes/elliptical machines are full, even
though there are 4 people on them
to go on a treadmill without signing up
reprimanded by a girl who weighs 68 pounds and clearly hates working at
your way to the free weights
why you hate free weights
your way to the weight machines
moving right on past the machines because you’re the only guy over there
You accidentally wandered over to the basketball court. Pretend you want
to play and shoot for teams.
made your shot, but somehow you got fucked over by the guys on the court
and they’re not letting you play in the game.
- Sit on
the sideline and wait for the game to finish.
that they’re all done playing once the game ends.