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Memorial services will be held this upcoming week for SU student, Laurel Matowski. Laurel was studying for his Anthropology exam this upcoming week when he decided he was hungry and needed a snack. Allegedly, Laurel walked into the Kimmel Food Court and 2 a.m. and was met with widespread panic. “YOU NEED TO GET OUT!”... MORE »
Greet the card-swiper at the front desk, even though she will NEVER greet you back, and make your way upstairs Sprint through the basketball courts, pretending you don’t see 16 pairs of eyes glaring at you because your big toe touched the out-of-bounds line on their court, causing the short Asian kid to miss the... MORE »
Â Â The upcoming Frank Warren visit on October 20th has inspired literally dozens of Syracuse University-related Post Secret submissions. Here are just a few of the finer ones: MORE »
A recent survey conducted by Gallup Poll indicates that patrons of Syracuse University’s Kimmel Food Court are incapable of speaking in complete, explicable sentences after the hour of 1:00am on Friday and Saturday nights. Kimmel is a popular on-campus cafeteria featuring a number of fast food options, including Taco Bell, KFC, Burger King, Sbarro, and... MORE »
On Friday, February 19, Kevin Ashton was turned away from Kimmel Dining Center because he was too fat. Ashton approached Kimmel at approximately 1:35 a.m., prime time for Kimmel-goers. However, when he got to the entrance, security guards were in place, upholding the new policy that all guests to Kimmel are required to have the... MORE »