Report: Film students don’t know what ‘meta’ actually means

Article by Piliour September 6, 2011

A recent study conducted by the Committee of People Who Hate Douchebag Film Majors (But Not All Film Majors, Just the Douchebag Ones) revealed that the committee needs to change its name. It’s too long. That same study also revealed an even more revealing revelation: a whopping 99% of film majors use the term “meta”... MORE »

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February 25, 2010

Penises everwhere

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Article by GnarlySkarz
January 9, 2012

New Year’s Resolutions: Week 1 Progress Reports

The new year started with a bang. Literally. As the ball tea-bagged the mouth of times square, most of us began the mission of the year. It wasn’t to stay awake until the end of the party (which may have been a mission for some), it was the start of our New Year’s Resolutions. For... MORE »

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September 14, 2010

Poll Results | What is the best reason you can think of for the football team’s fluke on Saturday?

What is the best reason you can think of for the football team’s fluke on Saturday? MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
September 27, 2010

Rumored Four Loko Ban Has Thousands of Students Preparing for Minor Apocalypse

Four Loko, the popular alcoholic energy drink and currently the second best-selling beverage on the market behind water, is rumored to be facing legal troubles from the Food and Drug Administration for causing too many of its customers to get absolutely blackout retarded and have like, legit no freakin’ memory of what happened last night,... MORE »

Article by Ian Arnold
January 12, 2012

Ron Paul Watches V for Vendetta, Seeks to Abolish Executive Branch

When a major politician seeks the legalization of marijuana, it speaks volumes to the millions of advocates nationwide. Millions more jump on board when a presidential nominee promises to eliminate all military engagements brought about in the last decade. For Ron Paul, this appeal to the masses has proven successful in the Iowa and New... MORE »

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Article by Piliour
September 12, 2010

Marist Officials: “What SAT?:

Last week, Marist officials announced that the SAT, one of the most grueling tests to ever grace a high school student, will no longer be relevant with regard to Marist’s admissions process.   Many current Marist students, who had to study for weeks to get a score proficient enough to be admitted to Marist College,... MORE »

Article by Becca Grumet
December 13, 2011

Status Updates from the Airplane Home

with contributions by Quyen C Nguyen Le! I got pretty bored on my way home to Florida this winter break. So I decided to let you all in on my experience. Happy holidays! MORE »