After dining hall prices increase, students expect Marshall St cuisine in Ernie Davis

Article by eeeeeeeee2 February 20, 2012

If you thought school was expensive when you enrolled at Syracuse University, think again – the prices have just gone up. Meal plans are slated to average $3,120 per 14 week semester for the 2012-2013academic year. “I did the math,” sophomore Jeremy Lukeidis said. “If I could spend the money on the food I want... MORE »

Article by Kevin Slack
December 1, 2011

SU Reveals 2005 Fine Investigation Conducted by Team of House Cats

Syracuse University spokesman Dustin Grant announced details of the school’s inquiry into accusations of child sex abuse by SU assistant basketball coach Bernie Fine. Grant revealed that the investigation in 2005 was conducted by a crack squad of 7 domesticated house cats.     “The administration felt that this was the best group to conduct a... MORE »

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March 19, 2010
Article by natkirst
January 29, 2013

Mizzou’s Twerk Team Turns Heads, Werks Dat Booty

Mizzou’s best-kept secret, its Twerk Team, has gained a substantial amount of notoriety this week after a record seventh place finish at the Middle America Collegiate Twerking Classic. Competing against fourteen teams from neighboring states, the Tiger twerkers proved not just to Missouri, but Illinois, Arkansas and other less relevant nearby states (Kansas) that there... MORE »

Article by Piliour
September 17, 2011

Nuts About Clubs

In a recent article in the Detroit Free Press, it was revealed that the University of Michigan features a club dedicated to squirrels. it’s called the Squirrel Club. And it’s a club. About squirrels.  For those of you who still don’t follow (which, quite frankly, should be everyone — did we mention it’s a club for... MORE »

Article by Kevin Slack
September 22, 2010

Spokesman: New Frat regulations to work “just like Prohibition”

In a press conference Wednesday afternoon, Fraternity and Sorority Affairs spokesman Alan Markowitz expressed nothing but confidence in the new regulations instituted on fraternity parties.  “We really wanted to curb the proliferation of alcohol at these fraternity parties, and by banning alcohol from being served, we believe students will be deterred from consuming or serving... MORE »

Article by jambrand08
April 3, 2012

Pandora’s Akon Radio Station to Headline Slope Day 2013

ITHACA, NY: Shortly after announcing on Friday that Taio Cruz and the Neon Trees will be performing on Slope Day this year, selections director of the Slope Day Programming Board Sam Breslin ‘12 released information on what to expect for next year’s event as well. Though it is typical for Slope Day acts to be... MORE »