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Report: Small Group of Ugandan Activists Begin Online Campaign to Stop Terrible Man Halfway Around the World

Article by G-Nonymous March 17, 2012

Starting in 2012, 4/20 will no longer just be about getting high or remembering Columbine… it will also be about this guy. MORE »

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Article by jambrand08
March 17, 2012

Green Café Voted Biggest Waste of Space in Ithaca

ITHACA, NY – Ithaca mayor Svante Myrick announced on Monday in a press release that the building which once housed Green Café, located at the corner of Dryden Road and College Avenue, is officially the Biggest Waste of Space in Tompkins County. The award is voted on annually by county officials, and granted to the... MORE »

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Article by Jonfen
March 17, 2012

Promiscuous Daily Sun Photographer Catalogues 161 O-Faces of Cornell

In a special feature of Monday’s Daily Sun, libidinous Sun photographer Stephanie Adams ’13 unveiled a year-long project in which she captured the euphoric faces of 161 Cornell men and women mid-orgasm, and then edited the photos into black and white. The 4-page long spread encapsulates the diversity of the Cornell study body, through its... MORE »

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Article by maxmartinez
March 17, 2012

Student Claims to Be Hit by Moving Hot Truck

  In all of the bizarre news I have heard in my entire life, this one has to be the weirdest of them all. On Friday night, a Cornell student claims to have been hit by the Hot Truck on Stewart Avenue as it was driving. What is mysterious is that no one has ever... MORE »

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March 3, 2012

Drew Carey Isn’t Funny Enough For Campus Basement

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Article by jambrand08
March 2, 2012

If Cornell Faculty Used Memes to Communicate With Students

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Article by maxmartinez
February 29, 2012

Cornell to Install Ski-Lift to Get Up and Down Slope

You know technology and convenience are taking the world over when you have a ski-lift installed at your school. Well, Cornell, today is our lucky today. This morning, President David Skorton announced that a ski-lift will be installed to make it easier for students to walk up the slope. “This is a new era, and... MORE »

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Article by jambrand08
February 28, 2012 1 Comment

Cornell Researchers Unsure Why Students Drink

ITHACA, NY – Despite numerous changes in University policy ““ including prohibiting freshmen students from attending open fraternity parties, and banning alcohol from sorority “mixers” ““ the prevalence of medical transports and other alcohol related incidents at Cornell has remained unchanged. Recently, a team of researchers from the College of Agriculture & Life Sciences set... MORE »

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Article by Jonfen
February 27, 2012

Frat Star Denied Entry Into “Bro-Zone;” Remains in “Friend Zone”

On Friday afternoon, a love struck frat social chair Connor Stokley ’14 confronted dreamy fraternity brother Steve Sanchez ’14 and asked if he would like to bro out with him on Saturday night. “I know this cute, little bar by the Commons that we can go to,” said the oblivious Stokley. “They’ve got the hottest,... MORE »

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Article by dang
February 26, 2012

Big Sent On Academic Leave For Not Loving Little Enough

Sophomore Emma Kirshin was sent home this week by Gannett health services after failing to display “an adequate level of cultish love and fervor” for her little. New sorority pledge and little Abby Tanger was upset when she entered her room to find only cookies, balloons, and candies. Standard protocol dictates that bigs must shower... MORE »