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Article by jwoww
December 2, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: The Cornell Apocalypse is Near

Well, it’s official. The world is ending. After a two week hiatus from Four Loko, students everywhere have been on edge. Life just isn’t the same – people wake up and actually know where they are, with their dignities still intact. THIS IS UNHEARD OF. Long gone are the days of passing out outside of... MORE »

Article by Syracuse Staff
October 4, 2010

Week in Review

Daily Orange Stirs Up More Controversy Than “¦ Us The Advertisement team at the DO must have eaten their Weedies this week when they decided to publish two racy ads, including one of a naked black woman and another that was clearly racist toward Indian people. All that was missing was an ad featuring two SU... MORE »

Article by Ian Smith
September 28, 2010

Sex At Syracuse University At An All Time High (Ow Owwwww!)

According to people walking outside of dormitories, houses around Euclid Avenue and in broom closets of any academic building on campus, Syracuse University students are having sex at a rate higher than ever before. “Dudes are making sex to girls like all the time,” said sophomore Gobi Jones. “I’ve been buying stock in Dilly Dallys... MORE »

Article by emcorbet
September 16, 2010

Syracuse receives approval to skip September

The suddenly persistent 60 degree days. The new cravings for chili, pumpkins, apple cider, mums, and Halloween. And the all-too-soon eruption of leggings, boots,  and even North Face fleeces. Yes, we have all felt the change in atmosphere at Syracuse recently. Whether we like it, this fall weather is here to stay. But as any... MORE »

Picture by Anonymous
September 15, 2010

The Colder It Gets

It’s already getting freezing cold. Why not predict how this year will go… MORE »

Article by Alex Schmidt
March 9, 2010

Hey! It’s Me, Your Friend At A Warm-Weather School

      Hey buddy! It’s been a while, right? Haven’t talked since high school. What you up to at Syracuse? Chillin’?       Ha ha ha ha. I’m just playin’. Seriously, though, it must be dope up there in the snow. Wish you were here in [Florida/Texas/southern California] with me though, bro. We could do it up big-time. You... MORE »

Picture by Anonymous
February 26, 2010