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The Campus Tour Guide Is Trying To Bone Your Sister Erica
Welcome to our campus. I’m going to walk backwards in flip flops and tell you all about it. My name’s Tyler, and I’d like to go around the group and find out everyone’s names. Let’s start with [you]. Thanks for coming, [your name] and [your parents’ names]. Now we’ll move on to the lovely lady... MORE »
Sources: Freshman engineering major is gonna get some this weekend
According to multiple reports, freshman engineering major Bobby Stevens will spend a large portion of the upcoming weekend smashing poonani. Sources close to the freshman say that he fully expects his recent dry spell to come to a crashing halt as he gets laid “daily, nightly and ever so rightly.” Although it’s unknown at this... MORE »
Frat bro still waiting on the action he was promised
Picking my way around Solo cups down the [undisclosed] frat house hallway and pausing briefly to pretend that when I slipped on one it was on purpose, I finally found and knocked on number 3. An angry “what?” sounded from inside. “Is this”¦ Jason*?” At the sound of my voice, there was a... MORE »
Roethlisberger, Mendenhall to avoid eye contact until after Super Bowl
After their long-suppressed mutual attraction erupted into a beautiful act of backfield romance during last Sunday’s AFC championship game against the NewYork Jets, Pittsburgh Steelers running back Rashard Mendenhall and quarterbackBen Roethlisberger will awkwardly avoid each other until their team plays again““ in the Super Bowl.“It was a one-time thing,” Mendenhall told reporters afterhe deflowered his... MORE »
Week in Review
Sex U Up: SU is once again offering Human Sexuality this semester. Upon being informed that the course does not count toward their Arts and Science requirements, the majority of students will A. be forced to take 18 credits their last semester, B. Convince themselves that a Child/Family Studies minor will greatly complement their Engineering... MORE »
There Is Something Wrong With This Picture of Bernie Fine
I’m left wondering if they did that on purpose. Source: siphersaysstuff.tumblr.com/ MORE »
Sex Box | Float Your Boat
When the moment is right, will you be ready? Float Your Boat is a Syracuse University comedy group that shoots awesome videos. See more of their stuff here. MORE »
You Know You Go to Cornell When…
You see this picture and think “I’d like to have sex there”. #1 on the list of 161 things to do before you graduate Cornell is sex in the stacks, and as a student I can’t say I’m anymore immune to this than the rest of you.. show me a dark creepy hallway that looks... MORE »