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Article by maxmartinez
March 19, 2012

Student Suspended For Attending Too Many Classes

Do you often feel overwhelmed because you are taking too many credits? Do you just go to other classes to just acquire more knowledge? No, I’m pretty sure you and I both don’t. That isn’t the case with junior Megan Kim of the engineering school, who was suspended from Cornell for attending too many classes... MORE »

Article by apost
November 15, 2011

Cornell Engineers Design New Ball Sac

Jon Stewart made a joke about how poorly designed the male testicles are. Referring to how man is made in God’s own image he said, “Why would he take all our nerve endings and place them in a little sac that dangles outside of our bodies easily exposed to…tap (makes nut tapping noise)?  Although intended as... MORE »

Article by Danny Fersh
February 3, 2011

Sources: Freshman engineering major is gonna get some this weekend

According to multiple reports, freshman engineering major Bobby Stevens will spend a large portion of the upcoming weekend smashing poonani. Sources close to the freshman say that he fully expects his recent dry spell to come to a crashing halt as he gets laid “daily, nightly and ever so rightly.” Although it’s unknown at this... MORE »

Article by Piliour
March 24, 2010

L.C. Smith Engineering Students Suffer Simultaneous Heart Attacks

Monday, March 22, 2010, marked a bittersweet day for the all-male, all-nerdy L.C. Smith College student body. On that day, Jennifer Moro mistakenly entered an electrical engineering class. And on that day, every student in that class, after defogging and readjusting his horn-rimmed, held-together-with-tape glasses, suffered a crippling panic attack. “I was just looking for... MORE »