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The 5 Stages of an SU Relationship

Article by Frank

July 7, 2010 at 3:02 pm

1. Casual Dating

2. Serious Dating

3. Engagement

4. Marriage

5. When your friends begin referring to the significant other by his or her real name

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February 14, 2012

Playground Love from The NewsHouse

Our friends Irina Dvalidze and Cheryl Mowczan at The Newshouse put together this awesome compilation between innocent preschoolers and corrupt college kids talking about what love means. The fact that the preschoolers are more pronounced than the college students speaks volumes about our generation. Regardless of how you feel about love, whether it exists only... MORE »

April 4, 2012

The Fab Melo Riots

With the news late Monday night that Sophomore Center Fab Melo will forgo his junior year as he declared for the NBA draft Syracuse fans took their excitement to the streets. Fans burned couches, flipped cars, and looted all along Marshall Street as the news spread- all while chanting the 1969 song “Na Na Hey... MORE »

December 7, 2010

Lucky – Teaser Trailer

you only get one shot at college… in theaters everywhere 2011 MORE »

February 3, 2011

South Campus Sophomore Dates Their Way Into Watson Suite

Facing the worst housing luck of any SU student in recent memory, sophomore biology major Jessica Blanston upgraded her situation by dating her way into a Watson Hall suite. Blanston held the dead last spot in the spring housing lottery for the 2010-2011 academic year, and knew she was in dire straits. “They put me... MORE »

February 28, 2011

Press Release: Kid Cudi to Headline 2011 Block Party

From UU: Syracuse, NY- University Union is proud to announce Kid Cudi as the headliner for this year’s Block Party along with performances by Nas & Damian Marley and other special guests. The annual spring concert will be held Friday, April 29th in the Carrier Dome at 7 p.m., doors at 6 p.m. Presale... MORE »

December 2, 2010

Syracuse University “Like A Little” Page

November 23, 2010

Sport Center is Mean to Otto

April 6, 2010

Epic Fail of the Week

Over the weekend, the Rural Metro to call in a 10-8. In layman’s terms, this means, “Oh, shit, we fucked up!” A student, returning from a night of drinking, stepped off the curb on Comstock when an ambulance came flying by, nailing the student with the side mirror. Students who witnessed the events deemed them... MORE »

December 8, 2011

Blog of a Frat Bro: Finals Week Edition

‘Sup, my nuggets? That’s the safest way I can use the word I should be allowed to use, but fuckin’ peepz don’t get that I’m fuckin’ Sirius: mad black, yo. Dat’s da bull standard for ya, da bullshit standard. N E way, hope your all treatin’ you’re final exams like butts and stickin’ it to... MORE »

April 24, 2011

Year Ending; Seniors Refuse to Leave

Forget freshmen overcrowding causing an SU housing crisis; we have bigger problems on our hands. Syracuse University’s senior class has made a collective decision to stay at Syracuse as long as they can. “At first I was all excited to leave..and by at first, I mean when I was like a sophomore. But then I realized... MORE »

May 2, 2010

Haiku Poems Inspired by Craigslist

my wife is boring.meet me behind the frat house.no shirts. no queer shit.-craigslist i love to party.arm wrestling. sweat. bourbon.just men. no queer shit.-craigslist rich lonely doctor.turn around. need pivot boy.tonight. no queer shit.-craigslist learn to jerk it right.two or more. no eye contact.you down? no queer shit.-craigslist like smores? sticky hot.me too. bon fire... MORE »

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