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Student Goes to Kimmel Food Court Sober on a Friday Night; Explodes

Memorial services will be held this upcoming week for SU student, Laurel Matowski. Laurel was studying for his Anthropology exam this upcoming week when he decided he was hungry and needed a snack. Allegedly, Laurel walked into the Kimmel Food Court and 2 a.m. and was met with widespread panic. “YOU NEED TO GET OUT!”... MORE »