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Article by jillboard
April 13, 2012 1 Comment

Dating At Ramapo; The Girls’ Guide

When it comes to dating at Ramapo, it’s easy to say that one would rather succumb to prison sex than settle for a horny, chauvinistic Ramamale. As most of us girls know, (or gay guys), it’s slim pickens on this campus. Sifting through the hoards of normal-looking commuters can be tiring. However, it’s not as... MORE »

Article by Lia Woodward
February 29, 2012

Freshman guy seeks serious relationship; Community shocked and confused

The very foundation of college life was rocked today when Dave Dover, an attractive freshman male just like any other, calmly announced to his friends and colleagues over breakfast that all he really wants is a serious, long-term relationship with a classy girl and will settle for nothing less. “I’m a young guy that’s just... MORE »

Article by SupermanThatPo
February 14, 2012

Breaking News: Guys and Girls CAN Be Just Friends

The great question of “can guys and girls be just friends?’ is often answered with roaring controversy. Most women say sure, of course they can. Most men say hell mother fucking no, they cannot. Unbalanced emotion, confusion, desperation, horniness, and drunkenness often complicate the issue. As we learned in Sex Ed, guys and girls have... MORE »

Article by Piliour
February 14, 2012

How to Treat a Girl on Valentine’s Day

Gentlemen. I won’t sit here and and blabber on about, “I know what girls want!” That’s a lie. No one knows what girls want. Girls don’t even know what they want. But I do know what girls don’t want. At least I think I do. Come to think of it, I’m not sure about that either.... MORE »

Article by Lia Woodward
December 14, 2011

Female student wages War on Drama

Lindsay Tinkerton is fed up. “With what?” many a reasonable reader might ask. If there is one thing in this beautiful world Lindsay, a sophomore, hates more than anything, it’s drama. Thanks to that hate, Lindsay has launched her own personal attack on drama itself, one bold move and snide comment at a time. “I’m... MORE »

Article by Chris Varney
December 3, 2011

Guys. That building across the street from Engineering West is totally haunted. I’m serious.

Hey guys, just got back from doing a psych study and boy do I have a story to tell you. You guys know that building on campus that used to be a hospital, right next to Lafferre Hall; you know, the one right across the street from the Engineering West building? Well, whatever that building... MORE »

Article by Lia Woodward
November 16, 2011

Group of guys realize their short “kinda cute” bro has actually been a girl all along

If there is anything in this world that guys love, it’s their bros.   Just look at Bobby Morris, a sophomore. Morris was happy to be in a pack of nine bros. Or so he thought.   “All of them have been there for me through so much and it’s really great to just kick... MORE »

Article by Piliour
October 4, 2011

Report: 93% of Guys Who Refuse to Chug are Huge [Cats]

A recent investigation has confirmed what we all feared: when you choose not to chug, almost 100% of the time you automatically become labeled a “huge pussy” whom your friends will endlessly mock behind your back. The most recent instance of this occurred last Friday night at an apartment in College Park, MD, where sophomore... MORE »