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Article by Alex Rosenthal
May 28, 2012

Apple Unveils New 60-Inch Touchscreen Television

At a press conference last Friday, Apple CEO Tim Cook revealed what could be a game-changing new product in the TV marketplace. You’ve seen touchscreen phones and tablets, but Apple is looking to be the first consumer electronics company to release a touchscreen television set. “If there’s one thing we’ve learned from iPods, iPhones, and... MORE »

Article by Sdolph2
November 2, 2011

Press Release: Apple to Launch Siri-powered Microwave by End of 2011

Executives at Apple knew as far back as 2009 that the company planned to eventually build its own microwave oven, sources told Toby Kennedy of the Boston Globe. Jobs had reportedly been mastering plans and executing a SWOT analysis which would help Apple enter the competitive consumer appliance market.   The innovative food cooking device, called the Apple... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
October 4, 2011

Apple Unveils Amazing New Piece of Technology, Millions Furious and Disappointed

Millions of people all over the world were outraged today upon the unveiling of the brand new Apple iPhone 4S, a smartphone with a dual core A5 processor, an 8-megapixel camera capable of shooting 1080p high definition video, a battery that can last for up to 14 hours of continuous talk time, an entirely new... MORE »

Video by Humor Whore
September 26, 2011

Clit Mouse

One woman almost as hot for Macs as Steve Jobs. MORE »

Article by Rud
September 25, 2011

iSchool Bought out by Apple; Offers Classes for 99 Cents

Things are not quite what they used to be in Hinds Hall, home of Syracuse University’s iSchool. Apple inc., under new leadership, has decided to extend their brand and buy out anything and everything that bares a name similar to their products. The iSchool was not left behind. Apple states that they intend to keep... MORE »