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Article by Sdolph2
November 2, 2011

Press Release: Apple to Launch Siri-powered Microwave by End of 2011

Executives at Apple knew as far back as 2009 that the company planned to eventually build its own microwave oven, sources told Toby Kennedy of the Boston Globe. Jobs had reportedly been mastering plans and executing a SWOT analysis which would help Apple enter the competitive consumer appliance market.   The innovative food cooking device, called the Apple... MORE »

Article by db
October 15, 2011

Steve Jobs Hacks Blackberry Network… From His Grave

Outraged customers and a tarnished brand are the result of a worldwide Blackberry Blackout, which left Blackberry users without email, BBM, or sanity.   The problems curiously occurred at the same time as Apple’s release of the iPhone 4S.     After an investigation by Research In Motion, the developer of blackberry phones, it appears... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
October 4, 2011

Apple Unveils Amazing New Piece of Technology, Millions Furious and Disappointed

Millions of people all over the world were outraged today upon the unveiling of the brand new Apple iPhone 4S, a smartphone with a dual core A5 processor, an 8-megapixel camera capable of shooting 1080p high definition video, a battery that can last for up to 14 hours of continuous talk time, an entirely new... MORE »

Video by Humor Whore
September 26, 2011

Clit Mouse

One woman almost as hot for Macs as Steve Jobs. MORE »