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Roethlisberger, Mendenhall to avoid eye contact until after Super Bowl
After their long-suppressed mutual attraction erupted into a beautiful act of backfield romance during last Sunday’s AFC championship game against the NewYork Jets, Pittsburgh Steelers running back Rashard Mendenhall and quarterbackBen Roethlisberger will awkwardly avoid each other until their team plays again““ in the Super Bowl.“It was a one-time thing,” Mendenhall told reporters afterhe deflowered his... MORE »
What Should Happen To The South Campus Football Player / Robber?
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Mascot Wars
Everyone has that one friend (usually a female) who correctly predicts the outcomes of major sporting events based on heavy research. Namely, “Oh, I just LOVE that color! And the mascot? So CUTEE!!” So I decided to see what would happen if I took that approach and applied it to the BCS Bowl Games. And... MORE »
Bowl Games: A Conversation
Some people just don’t understand sports. Friend: Ok, so what does BCS stand for? Me: Bowl Championship Series. Friend: Ok, so then how can there be a BCS Bowl? A Bowl Championship Series Bowl? That’s redundant”¦ Me: No, it’s not redundant, it’s”¦ok, it’s redundant. That’s just what it stands for. Friend: Whatever. So how does... MORE »
Chancy Nancy got her pimp hand strong
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Best Articles, Comments, and Poems From Cuse in 2010
As the year draws to a close, we at Syracuse Basement (aka The Artist Formerly Known as CuseMyCampus) just wanted to take a moment to thank all of you out there in the webisphere who take the time to read our jokes. Maybe you do it because you think they’re funny, maybe you do it... MORE »
SU Football team is at the Hyatt!
Imagine my surprise when I walked back to my hotel in NYC with my parents, only to be greeting with “Welcome Syracuse University”. I was astonished. As the snow fell I realized what had happened: I was back in Syracuse. I quickly screamed at my parents for kidnapping/date raping me back to SU while I... MORE »
BCS Computer Crashes, Bowl Games Canceled
Less than a week before the major BCS Bowl Games were to be played, the computer system used to rank the Top 25 college football programs crashed. The unexpected events destroyed the computer’s hard drive, taking with it any and all evidence of which teams were poised to play in the Rose Bowl, Sugar Bowl,... MORE »