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College Man vs. Food: Our Video!

Video by Syracuse Staff

February 25, 2010 at 3:01 am

Even though we can’t win the competition, we thought we’d submit our own version of College Man v. Food. Just to be a part of the action.

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April 19, 2012

What Dining Hall Should You Eat At?

March 27, 2012

Student Eats Nothing But Stir-Fry For A Week

Enjoy having Stir-fry for dinner? Think you can eat it again tomorrow? How about the day after that? And the day after that? How about for a whole week? Junior Peter Shmitt did just that. Living in Ernie Davis Hall he has officially completed the Syracuse Dining Hall Stir-fry challenge by eating nothing but Stir-fry... MORE »

February 9, 2012

Poll of the Worst Foods to Nom on During Class

Campus Basement took a poll using Syracuse University students asking what the worst foods to eat on campus are. MORE »

December 6, 2011

What Your Order from CampusFood.com Says About You

Bubble tea from Unique Tea HouseAt this point, ordering bubble tea from CampusFood.com says that you’ve gotten past the initial texture freak-out and have moved onto the common yet unhealthy phase of obsession. You’ve scheduled group meetings and first dates at Unique Tea House as any excuse to feed your addiction. At this point, having... MORE »

November 4, 2011

The Greatest Man in Syracuse

The term “big man on campus” is thrown around a lot. But nobody exemplifies this persona more than one man. Wheather you know his name or not he has been in your dorm room more than any girl has. He has been in your neighbor’s home, your girlfriends’, your T.A’s,... MORE »

October 4, 2011

Student Hospitalized After Choking on Bubble Tea

Free samples of bubble tea at Boba Suite on South Crouse Avenue yesterday have left one Syracuse University student seriously injured and others seriously confused. Chris Rubenstein, a sophomore biology major, was taken to Upstate University Hospital at 5:45 p.m. and has been in a medically induced coma after nearly choking on tapioca pearls, police... MORE »

August 29, 2011

Newhouse III’s “food.com” runs out of seating on first day of class, rest of academic year

Over-achieving Newhouse students with nothing better to do than hang out in Newhouse learned early Monday morning that their beloved cafe, food.com, ran out of seating. “I had some time to kill before my Com 107 class and heard that food.com is the place where all the Newhouse kids hang out,” said freshman Isabelle Davis, “but when I... MORE »

April 12, 2011

An Open Letter From Chipotle’s Manager to Syracuse University

By John Friedman, Manager, Chipotle Mexican Grill It’s been a full week since I opened Chipotle on Syracuse University’s Marshall Street, and all I can think to myself is how freaking easy it is to take money from you people. I mean, damn, I’ve got hundreds of students lining up outside my restaurant literally... MORE »

February 14, 2011

Student Goes to Kimmel Food Court Sober on a Friday Night; Explodes

Memorial services will be held this upcoming week for SU student, Laurel Matowski. Laurel was studying for his Anthropology exam this upcoming week when he decided he was hungry and needed a snack. Allegedly, Laurel walked into the Kimmel Food Court and 2 a.m. and was met with widespread panic. “YOU NEED TO GET OUT!”... MORE »

November 23, 2010

Every Store on Marshall Street Will Be a Sandwich Shoppe By Yearâ€™s End, States Bold Predictor

A Syracuse University student with a keen eye for the obvious has boldly predicted that every store on Marshall Street will be a “sandwich shoppe” by year’s end. Ronald Carlson noticed that there was a new Jrecks Subs on the popular shopping avenue, replacing “whatever the hell used to be there.” Jrecks now joins Subway,... MORE »

September 27, 2011

The Hike to Mount Olympus

Two Syracuse students, Brian and Alex, hike up the Mount steps to Flint Hall so they can watch the movie Face-Off. On their trip they encounter some strange things! MORE »

March 4, 2011

Syracuse Week in Review

Man on the Moon: Peace-loving students at SU have had a record week with the selection of Damien Marley to support Kid Cudi for Block Party and the upcoming “Day of Peace;” unfortunately, chaos-loving students have countered their tranquil holiday in celebration of Cudi’s performance by declaring Wednesday “Drivin’ Drunk and Doin’ My Thang” day.... MORE »

January 7, 2011

A Syracuse Santa Sent By Email

We got this email today from Chris D. We’re not really sure who the heck it is, but he looks pretty sweet in a Syracuse Santa outfit! PS, this is probably a good time to let you know, anybody can post a sweet picture by clicking contribute on the top of the site MORE »

January 6, 2011

What Should Happen To The South Campus Football Player / Robber?

You guys are so kind! MORE »

December 31, 2010

Best Articles, Comments, and Poems From Cuse in 2010

As the year draws to a close, we at Syracuse Basement (aka The Artist Formerly Known as CuseMyCampus) just wanted to take a moment to thank all of you out there in the webisphere who take the time to read our jokes. Maybe you do it because you think they’re funny, maybe you do it... MORE »

December 28, 2010

Syracuse Basement Presents: Semester in Review

Lots of cool stuff happened this semester. It just didn’t happen at Syracuse. In any event, here’s what did happen at ‘Cuse. Man v. Food: Adam Richman and the crew of Man v. Food visited Syracuse, NY this semester, eating at everyone’s favorite establishment, Dinosaur Bar-B-Que. Richman, famous for his ability to consume massive quantities of... MORE »

December 8, 2010

Some Snow Pictures Syracuse December Storm 2010

First off we have the sleek and sexy South Campus car shots! Next up, we have the “bus-stop-turned-mario-mushroom” shot. Next up, is the Newhouse III benches… And finally, the wonderful Euclid sidewalk. Which will probably never be shoveled, cause us students are just goddamn lazy. Enjoy the crazy ass weather! A couple of things we... MORE »

December 8, 2010

Lets See Them Crazy Snow Photos

Alright there has been some EPIC amounts of snow at Cuse right now. We wanna see the crazy pictures/videos of things you have created. From the giant snow penises on Ackerman to building a house of snow, there is always something awesome being done. Pray for no school tomorrow, so you can go outside and... MORE »

December 2, 2010

Syracuse Has A Quidditch Team

Oh Harry Potter, you have officially infiltrated SU, and made a quidditch team here.. MORE »

November 30, 2010

Jerk Magazine Publishes Steamy SU Student Photos

Photo Credit: Alex Pines, Jerk Magazine Jerk Magazine is known for being the racy campus publication. Last year they were censored from the dining halls for a bit! Yikes! This Decembers issue is another gawk-bitch-smut-noise-ridden publication which has already been published online! Their excellent photography team has put together a Sordid Affair, with some sexy... MORE »

November 28, 2010

Jim Boeheim: Chuck Norris’ Idol

Jim Boeheim is Chuck Norris’ role model. It’s true. And to prove it, here are some facts about Jimmy B: 1. Jim Boeheim invented the Internet. 2. Jim Boeheim is a Mac and a PC. 3. Jim Boeheim can get from Marshall Street to Archbold Gymnasium in under 3 minutes. 4. Jim Boeheim can get... MORE »

November 10, 2010

The BEST Stuff at BigRedMyCampus

So we launched at Cornell University a few weeks ago, and they have been putting out some pretty hilarious stuff! Were excited to show you some awesome media straight outta the ‘nell! Jewish American Princess (JAP): A Documentary Video! https://www.bigredmycampus.com/videos.php?id=9 Cornell’s Original Gangsta Video https://www.bigredmycampus.com/videos.php?id=6 Weezy is Freed; White Girls Everywhere Rejoice https://www.bigredmycampus.com/articles.php?id=28 Click here... MORE »

November 9, 2010

Have You Stalked Facebook For Halloween Pics | Poll Results

I guess these results make me feel less like a loser. MORE »

November 9, 2010

The Adventures of Bro Man! A Syracuse Superhero!

Bro Man saves the day when the young damsel in distress gets her purse snatched by a robber! Bro Man is always there protecting Syracuse University students from robberies occurring on Euclid! MORE »

November 1, 2010

How Much Time Did You Spend Studying For Midterms

And the poll results say… MORE »

October 31, 2010

Hail Falls on Halloween

Half-way through shooting our new sketch as the “wonderful” weather of Syracuse decides to intervene. MORE »

October 29, 2010

Hmm. I thought Taiwan Was A Township

I guess he’s right in assuming that Taiwan is NOT a county. MORE »

October 29, 2010

Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldnâ€™t Be Sexy

Mrs. Potato Head: Who doesn’t have a leprosy fetish? Guys LOVE girls missing a nose here or a mouth there! Not to mention, the Atkins diet was so 2000. Carbs are back in and there’s no reason not to put yourself out to spud with the Toy Story diva. Sexy Dorothy from Wizard of Oz:... MORE »

October 24, 2010

Fraternity Parties and You

Syracuse University PSA regarding new Fraternity regulations. Video edited/produced by: Mike Escalante MORE »

October 19, 2010

Jared from the Subway Commercials at Marshall Street Subway

Facebook Status FAIL

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Behind the Whores: Hardkour Parkour Deleted Scenes

Alpha Phi Pledge Class Named Becky

How to Navigate Marshall Street

Anorexic Sorority Girl Launches Into Stratosphere After Exiting Through Windy Double Doors of Carrier Dome

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