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Still A Virgin
I figured out what theese are about. apparently its a movie. why the hell are they promooting it so bad?
DPS Party Busts Cause Sharp Drop in Weekend Violence
In response to an alarming string of violence in the Syracuse campus area in the past few weekends, the Department of Public Safety and Syracuse Police Department created a new initiative to break up every party on campus and the outlying areas. The brilliant initiative yielded immediate results, as violent crimes went down 350% in... MORE »
Syracuse Students Blame “Education” for Villanova Loss
After Saturday’s soul-crushing loss to ‘Nova, Syracuse students have begun to look for a scapegoat for their aggressions. Their choice? Education. Saturday’s game promoted the new “Say Yes to Education” initiative in the Syracuse area, a program which promotes higher graduation rates for inner-city youth. Students at the game did not quite grasp that concept... MORE »
Psychology Professor Actually Escaped Mental Patient
On Thursday, officials from Hutchings Psychiatric Center in Syracuse arrived on campus to retrieve one of their patients. Most SU students know this man as James Gilroy, a psychology professor who teaches Drugs and Human Behavior and Intro to Psychology. “We apologize to the entire SU community,” said Hutchings Representative Herbert Gray. While SU officials... MORE »
Bring Replacement Refs to the Carrier Dome
The Syracuse Orange football team currently have one win and three losses on their 2012-2013 season record. It seems no matter what we do, we can’t seem to win (except play shitty schools.) Our coaches don’t help, our players don’t help (please don’t beat me up), so we’ve gotta do what every frustrated sports fan... MORE »
5 Things to Do Freshman Year
1. Go to Armory Square/Westcott Street ““ Hey! Guess what! There’s more to the Syracuse community than the shitty dorm food you’re force-fed every day. Explore a little bit. Dorian’s, Alto Cinco, Pastabilities, Dinosaur, and many other places serve food that hasn’t been seasoned with Exlax and leftover chicken from Veteran’s Day. Your best bet... MORE »
Move Over Fantasy Football, Here’s Your Fantasy Beer Pong Draft Guide
Fantasy football, smantasy shmootball. With the NFL season just about halfway over, many fantasy footballers are out of their league’s playoff race and are looking for a new outlet. I’m here to tell you that Fantasy Beer Pong (FBP) is sweeping the nation more than Swiffer Wet Jet ever could. This is the new craze... MORE »
Marshall St. overrun with truancy
Marshall St. forced to close off road, turn pedestrians away as class skipping students flocked to the famed block. As more and more students ignored their class schedules in lieu of pizza, bubble tea, and Slider’s Belgian fries, Marshall Street swarmed with said slackers. The popular eateries and cafes could not contain the masses of... MORE »
Yea, Nay, Gay?
Dear Cuse Me Baby,My name is A**** M*****, I am visiting Syracuse University from Indonesia. I like it here very much. I wish that I was permitted to stay longer. Except for the food. It all makes me want to vomit. My question: When my Indonesian friend, A** E****, comes to visit my room, sometimes... MORE »
4 Ways To Be Stress-Free And Enjoy Life When You’re A Student
The Challenge: The life of a student is full of stress. Boredom, isolation, exams, relationship and finances are common causes of stress in a student. The Science: Despite the hectic schedule and busy life, there are many ways that students can fight stress and relax. The Solution: Here are simple ways and tips that can... MORE »
Disappearing Dorm Room
My friend was out of town for the weekend and scheduled to return on April 1st. We couldn’t resist the opportunity to have a little fun with him, so we made his dorm room disappear. Is this the best dorm prank in Duke University history? You decide. MORE »
Syracuse University Class of 2016
Dear Campus Basement readers, Are you curious to see who the incoming freshmen are? Do you want to hear how young and innocent they all are? Are you reminiscing when you were still in high school and were anticipating Cuse? Well you are in luck because I have recently gone undercover posing as an incoming... MORE »
There is something extremely wrong with this picture
It appears Google Street View caught a glimpse of a typical Syracuse occurrence. Well, so much for renting this house. Robbers in syracuse… typical. MORE »
Otto’s Army – The Best Student Section In The Nation
The Carrier Dome is the nation’s largest on-campus basketball venue and the student section, Otto’s Army, is its heart and soul. Syracuse students will camp outside in the frigid Syracuse winter for days on end outside of the Dome in an area known affectionately as “Boeheimburg”. When the game tips off, no other arena can... MORE »
Syracuse student does 1 backflip every day for a year
Sam’s dad bet him $100 that he couldn’t do one backflip (backflip, gainer, wallflip, etc.) each day of 2011. Well, let’s just say that Sam’s dad is now $100 poorer and Sam is probably dizzy as shit. Watch this amazing video of Sam doing crazy backflips all over Cuse. Pretty damn impressive. He also shoots... MORE »
Hilarious Cuse Basketball Foul Shot
Source: Mike Escalantes facebook wall! MORE »
Otto’s Army is at it again
Otto’s Army is at it again with their shenanigans MORE »
Jokes With Jenna Race
Syracuse University’s sophomore Jenna Race who’s a member of Zamboni Revolution improv comedy group shares a few of her favorite knock-knock jokes with a friend. Produced by Pamela Masin for TheNewsHouse.com. MORE »
Scoop Jardine’s Family Ties
Syracuse University senior guard Scoop Jardine relies on his family for support , encouragement and keeping his connection with his hometown of Philadelphia. Produced by Ivory Hecker for TheNewsHouse.com. MORE »
Local Man Hates Self, WashU Basement
A student currently attending Washington University hates his life. According to reports, he/she spends hours each day thinking up the cleverest comments possible to distract himself from his/her own self-hatred, including “You’re not funny” and “This isn’t funny.” This student was last seen playing World of Warcraft. And he is NOT Chuck Norris. It has... MORE »
“White College Chicks”- Super Bass Parody White Girl Rapping
Lyrics: This one is for the girls with North faces Leggings, UGG boots, you know we had braces, When we come up on ya’ campus, you better respect us If not, fall back, don’t try to undress us And we pretty, we’re witty, we rock Hello Kitty We spend our parents money on a trip to... MORE »
Are CJ Fair’s Muscles To Scale?
For some reason, I just don’t think this cartoon does CJ Fair justice. CJ has WAY bigger guns than that. MORE »
An Alumni Computer Screen During A Syracuse Basketball Game
And, I quote my friend Kaitlin “Having double computer screens is essential on game days..” MORE »
Police pepper spraying and arresting students at UC Davis
Title says all. During peacefully Occupy Movement, police came in to tear down tents and proceeded to arrest students who stood in their way. Once students peacefully demanded the release of the arrested, a police officer unnecessarily pepper sprays the students to open a path for the rest of the officers MORE »
Cluckin Around The ‘Cuse Video
#rotoloclass MORE »
Who’s The Biggest Fan of the Big East?
We got to know all of the contenders for the 2012 Biggest Fan of the Big East. Check out what they had to say! MORE »