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And the hits just keep on coming. Sources within the Syracuse Athletic Department have told CampusBasement that in addition to sexually abusing children, sleeping with coaches’ wives, and blatantly ignoring internal drug testing policy, employees of and players on the SU basketball team may have also kidnapped and murdered Charles Lindbergh’s infant son in 1932.... MORE »
On the first day of Christmas, Professor gave to me: A night of binge drinking. On the second day of Christmas, Professor gave to me: 2 hours of sleep, And a night of binge drinking. On the third day of Christmas, Professor gave to me: 3 books to read (where do I buy books?), 2... MORE »
According to a recent Daily Orange report, a drug called Molly has taken over Syracuse University. Literally. There is an army of little pills commandeering vehicles and enforcing martial law in the streets. I kid of course. But not about the drug. Apparently it’s a real thing. Based (however loosely) on the DO article, the... MORE »
On Thursday, officials from Hutchings Psychiatric Center in Syracuse arrived on campus to retrieve one of their patients. Most SU students know this man as James Gilroy, a psychology professor who teaches Drugs and Human Behavior and Intro to Psychology. “We apologize to the entire SU community,” said Hutchings Representative Herbert Gray. While SU officials... MORE »
The new Syracuse University chapter of sorority Alpha Gamma Delta checked herself into a mental institution late Tuesday night after suffering what her publicist characterized as a “severe identity crisis.” The apparent nervous breakdown came in anticipation of the approaching open house the sorority is holding this weekend in the local Sheraton Hotel. “I’ve been... MORE »
I’d like to state that I am not an alcoholic. But I do like a good drink. What I don’t like is going down to DJs/Chucks/Lucys/Flip Night and waiting for seemingly decades to get to the bar only to find out their drink selection is based on lackluster liquor and even shittier beer. Why bother?... MORE »
Following the United States’ economic downturn in late 2007, the country’s fiscal failure was nearly palpable. The smell of monetary doom hung in the air, like the lingering stench of freshmen bodily fluids drunkenly spilled in residence hall elevators. Financial decay had permeated every aspect of American society. The higher education system was no exception. Even... MORE »
Boeheim is off coaching Team USA, and apparently the team during Fall conditioning Â is doing just fine without him. Read more on Nunes Magician nunesmagician.com/2010/9/13/1686685/syracuse-basketball-on-autopilot MORE »
You can’t handle Rick Handle’s handle. CitrusTV’s wildly original out-of-studio sketch comedy program. Float Your Boat offers an absurd yet tasteful brand of comedy, consciously reflective of our campus culture here at Syracuse University. MORE »
If you connect the diferent people on the Facebook homepage, it spells out the word “sex!” MORE »