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Archbold Gym: The Need To Know Details
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Bathrooms in SU
Sometimes it’s nice to help your fellow SU colleague out, to help them in their time of need. So I channeled my inner George Costanza and compiled a list of the three best and worst bathrooms on campus. When compiling this list I took a lot of factors into account, the number of toilets, amount... MORE »
How to Exercise at Archbold Gymnasium
Greet the card-swiper at the front desk, even though she will NEVER greet you back, and make your way upstairs Sprint through the basketball courts, pretending you don’t see 16 pairs of eyes glaring at you because your big toe touched the out-of-bounds line on their court, causing the short Asian kid to miss the... MORE »
Guide to Dorm Life: Posters Part II
It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for–the exciting conclusion to our Top Ten Most Annoying and Over-Used Dorm Posters ever. We pick up where we left off with a perennial favorite: 5. Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany’s While James Dean from Part I of our series is more of a unisex poster…Holly Golightly... MORE »
Guide to Freshman Orientation Events
Welcome to the incoming class! Behold Syracuse University, the land of the shitty-weather and home of an even shittier football team. Make campus your oasis, and before classes start, hit up the orientation events that our precious tuition money is paying for. (Seriously, attend them. I’m paying $50,000 for you to get free food in... MORE »
Guide to Dorm Life: How to Make Friends
Ok, so you’re in your dorm. You’ve met your roommate, and you’ve decided one of three things: 1) this is going to be my best friend for life, 2) I could see hanging out with him/her a few times, or 3) I am going to suffocate this person with my pillow as soon as my... MORE »
Student Eats, Swims, Sinks like A Stone
On Tuesday, Aaron Barber ate dinner at Kimmel Dining Hall, just as he has done every Tuesday. But this Tuesday was different. After consuming his usual dinner, Aaron Barber ignored the advice of every paranoid mother in the universe: he went swimming ten minutes later and sank like a stone. Witnesses say Barber entered Archbold... MORE »
Fortune Cookie WIN
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Sweet tat bro
yo me and my boyz we went out and we totally got this sick tat when we was wasted. yea boi!! MORE »
Marshall Street Projected to Finish Construction by October 2014
Following a water main break at clothing retailer J. Michael’s at the beginning of the semester, Syracuse University’s famed street for shopping and dining has been under construction for over a month now, with street closings, blockades and repairs in place every hour of every day. Unfortunately, the recent efforts have still shown zero... MORE »
The Hike to Mount Olympus
Two Syracuse students, Brian and Alex, hike up the Mount steps to Flint Hall so they can watch the movie Face-Off. On their trip they encounter some strange things! MORE »
Syracuse Week in Review
Man on the Moon: Peace-loving students at SU have had a record week with the selection of Damien Marley to support Kid Cudi for Block Party and the upcoming “Day of Peace;” unfortunately, chaos-loving students have countered their tranquil holiday in celebration of Cudi’s performance by declaring Wednesday “Drivin’ Drunk and Doin’ My Thang” day.... MORE »
A Syracuse Santa Sent By Email
We got this email today from Chris D. We’re not really sure who the heck it is, but he looks pretty sweet in a Syracuse Santa outfit! PS, this is probably a good time to let you know, anybody can post a sweet picture by clicking contribute on the top of the site MORE »
What Should Happen To The South Campus Football Player / Robber?
You guys are so kind! MORE »
Best Articles, Comments, and Poems From Cuse in 2010
As the year draws to a close, we at Syracuse Basement (aka The Artist Formerly Known as CuseMyCampus) just wanted to take a moment to thank all of you out there in the webisphere who take the time to read our jokes. Maybe you do it because you think they’re funny, maybe you do it... MORE »
Syracuse Basement Presents: Semester in Review
Lots of cool stuff happened this semester. It just didn’t happen at Syracuse. In any event, here’s what did happen at ‘Cuse. Man v. Food: Adam Richman and the crew of Man v. Food visited Syracuse, NY this semester, eating at everyone’s favorite establishment, Dinosaur Bar-B-Que. Richman, famous for his ability to consume massive quantities of... MORE »
Some Snow Pictures Syracuse December Storm 2010
First off we have the sleek and sexy South Campus car shots! Next up, we have the “bus-stop-turned-mario-mushroom” shot. Next up, is the Newhouse III benches… And finally, the wonderful Euclid sidewalk. Which will probably never be shoveled, cause us students are just goddamn lazy. Enjoy the crazy ass weather! A couple of things we... MORE »
Lets See Them Crazy Snow Photos
Alright there has been some EPIC amounts of snow at Cuse right now. We wanna see the crazy pictures/videos of things you have created. From the giant snow penises on Ackerman to building a house of snow, there is always something awesome being done. Pray for no school tomorrow, so you can go outside and... MORE »
Syracuse Has A Quidditch Team
Oh Harry Potter, you have officially infiltrated SU, and made a quidditch team here.. MORE »
Jerk Magazine Publishes Steamy SU Student Photos
Photo Credit: Alex Pines, Jerk Magazine Jerk Magazine is known for being the racy campus publication. Last year they were censored from the dining halls for a bit! Yikes! This Decembers issue is another gawk-bitch-smut-noise-ridden publication which has already been published online! Their excellent photography team has put together a Sordid Affair, with some sexy... MORE »
Jim Boeheim: Chuck Norris’ Idol
Jim Boeheim is Chuck Norris’ role model. It’s true. And to prove it, here are some facts about Jimmy B: 1. Jim Boeheim invented the Internet. 2. Jim Boeheim is a Mac and a PC. 3. Jim Boeheim can get from Marshall Street to Archbold Gymnasium in under 3 minutes. 4. Jim Boeheim can get... MORE »
The BEST Stuff at BigRedMyCampus
So we launched at Cornell University a few weeks ago, and they have been putting out some pretty hilarious stuff! Were excited to show you some awesome media straight outta the ‘nell! Jewish American Princess (JAP): A Documentary Video! https://www.bigredmycampus.com/videos.php?id=9 Cornell’s Original Gangsta Video https://www.bigredmycampus.com/videos.php?id=6 Weezy is Freed; White Girls Everywhere Rejoice https://www.bigredmycampus.com/articles.php?id=28 Click here... MORE »
Have You Stalked Facebook For Halloween Pics | Poll Results
I guess these results make me feel less like a loser. MORE »
The Adventures of Bro Man! A Syracuse Superhero!
Bro Man saves the day when the young damsel in distress gets her purse snatched by a robber! Bro Man is always there protecting Syracuse University students from robberies occurring on Euclid! MORE »
How Much Time Did You Spend Studying For Midterms
And the poll results say… MORE »
Hail Falls on Halloween
Half-way through shooting our new sketch as the “wonderful” weather of Syracuse decides to intervene. MORE »
Hmm. I thought Taiwan Was A Township
I guess he’s right in assuming that Taiwan is NOT a county. MORE »
Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldn’t Be Sexy
Mrs. Potato Head: Who doesn’t have a leprosy fetish? Guys LOVE girls missing a nose here or a mouth there! Not to mention, the Atkins diet was so 2000. Carbs are back in and there’s no reason not to put yourself out to spud with the Toy Story diva. Sexy Dorothy from Wizard of Oz:... MORE »
Fraternity Parties and You
Syracuse University PSA regarding new Fraternity regulations. Video edited/produced by: Mike Escalante MORE »