As a college student in the big city of New York, my life is a blur. Not because I am constantly drunk, but because I am so busy that each day never seems to slow down. With all of my Hulu watching and class skipping, how will I ever get enough minutes for dinner cooking, or even basic hygiene?

Well, thanks to New York public transportation, I don’t have to ask these questions any longer! Dinner prep is a breeze:

 

These hungry passengers would love a bite (minus the salmonella).

 

If I’ve got a hot date, I don’t need to worry about stubbly legs!


 

And if a date turns me down, sex can wait! I can just exfoliate.

 

The world’s cheapest spa. 2.75 for a facial, and no massage beats the therapeutic rattle of the subway cars!

 

EXPERT TIP: When relaxing on the 1 train…

 

Bring extra cucumbers.

 


 

photo credit: the incredible Elizabeth Conn