Let’s Talk About Sex: A recent poll indicates that 29% of young adults has never had sex. Of the 71% who has engaged in sexual activity, 94% has had sex with Charlie Sheen.
Let’s Not Talk About Sex: Brandon Davies, a member of the BYU basketball team, was dismissed from the team this week after admitting that he had sex with his girlfriend. Davies’ actions violated the school’s “Abstinence before marriage” policy, which was modeled after Duke’s “No hookers with big mouths before the season is over” policy.
Pineapple Express: Cokey Cohen, a Yale blogger, called out James Franco for his “lackluster” Tweeting during the Academy Awards, saying, “Your Twitter sort of sucks.” Said Franco in his defense, “Dude, I didn’t even know I was at the Academy Awards. Snoop Dogg even called me to say, “You looked high as shit!’”
Sexual Healing: Students studying human sexuality at Northwestern University witnessed a woman get naked, climb on stage, and pleasure herself with a sex toy. When the professor was asked how this demonstration was relevant to his class, the professor asked, “What class?”
Accepted: The “University of Redwood” was invented to con prospective students into paying an application fee, only to be rejected weeks later. Said John Harkes, a student at NYU who pays $40,000 in tuition, “Hey, at least those kids have an excuse for getting ripped off by the promise of higher education.”