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Article by emcorbet
October 21, 2010

Noise Ordinance Notice

Attention residents of nondescript off-campus housing apartment, This letter is to alert you of the jackass neighbors you have who called in a noise complaint last night. While you were playing endless series of flip cup with those scantily-glad girls who were getting continually closer to taking their clothes off, your cocksucking neighbors decided to... MORE »

Article by Sheldon J
September 30, 2010

Bitchin’ Music Thursday

Hey, what’s up? Awesome, Happy freakin’ Thursday.   After browsing this site millions of times within the past 3 weeks, I’ve noticed that there is something missing from CuseMyCampus ““ Music. So now, I’m starting a weekly article bringing you the best music for the weekend. Yes, music good enough to study to, sleep to,... MORE »

Picture by Anonymous
September 27, 2010

FourSquare: My Friday Night

I looked back at what I did on Friday, and umm.. apparently it was quite a night! MORE »

Video by Anonymous
September 14, 2010

Party Boy

Leo Hall Party Boy! MORE »

Article by Kevin Slack
September 8, 2010

Where You Going Tonight?

Hey Brian, what’s good man? So good to run into you, I almost didn’t recognize you, its so dark. So random, right? Guys, this is Brian, he uh…he lived on my floor last year.  My summer was fine, worked a little here, just hung around at home, nothing too special. How about you?  Good, that’s... MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
September 6, 2010

IFC Member Still Verifying Guest List For Frat Party Planned Two Months From Now

Interfraternity Council member Richard Derp has not slept, eaten, or gone to the bathroom since early Thursday morning. Due to a controversial new rule recently proposed by IFC, all Syracuse fraternities are obligated to submit guest lists for their parties indicating which guests are under the legal drinking age. The lists can contain up to... MORE »

Article by Anonymous
September 2, 2010

Are You A DJ?

If you can spin some fresh beats, head over to CuseParty.com and register yourself as a DJ.  CuseParty.com has over a thousand registered users, many of which are looking to throw epic parties – all they need is you. MORE »

Article by Alex Rosenthal
February 26, 2010

Statistics Show No Kimmel Customers Can Form Coherent Sentences After 1AM

A recent survey conducted by Gallup Poll indicates that patrons of Syracuse University’s Kimmel Food Court are incapable of speaking in complete, explicable sentences after the hour of 1:00am on Friday and Saturday nights. Kimmel is a popular on-campus cafeteria featuring a number of fast food options, including Taco Bell, KFC, Burger King, Sbarro, and... MORE »