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Kimmel’s never looked soooooo good.
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Syracuse students are HAPPY
This is Syracuse University’s edition of Pharrell’s “Happy”! The happiest students and staff took a break from the “Finals Week blues” and joined the Happy Team as we spread happiness all over campus. Thank you to each and every one of you who happily danced to lift our peers’ spirits. You are loved. MORE »
Syracuse student claims to be Hannah Montana
Sophomore PR major, Hannah Melton, claims to be the real Hannah Montana after getting her wisdom teeth removed. Has the real Hannah Montana been walking among us at Syracuse? MORE »
Boeheim Shits on Podium After Georgetown Loss
Syracuse head coach Jim Boeheim walked to the postgame press conference podium after his reeling team’s 61-39 embarrassment at No. 5 Georgetown Saturday, undid his pants, dropped a steaming, rancid turd just below the microphone, and walked out. “You want an opening statement?” An irate Boeheim asked as he undid his belt. “Here’s my... MORE »
Pope resigns, realizes there is no God after hearing Pauly D will be playing at Syracuse University
Catholics around the world were shocked to hear that Pope Benedict XVI had resigned from his position as “THE CLOSEST PERSON TO GOD ON EARTH.” He tells sources at Campus Basement that the departure comes from fatigue, old age, and University Union’s Winter Carnival line-up. “They were hyping the students up, saying, ‘oh get ready,... MORE »
30 Rock and other shows insult Syracuse, must be destroyed
Tina Fey’s long running show, 30 Rock, will be airing its hour-long series finale tonight at 8/7 central on NBC. Let it be known that this was not Fey’s decision to end the show- it was the higher power of Syracuse University. Fey’s character, Liz Lemon, is the head writer of a variety show starring... MORE »
Phone Screenshots Officially Confirm Syracuse is Coldest Place Ever
Syracuse University students posted hundreds of smart phone screenshots of the city’s weather to social media in the past three days, officially confirming the city is “literally, like, THE coldest place ever.” The sheer number of screenshots showing temperatures that ranged from -65 degrees Celsius to 10 degrees Fahrenheit alarmed scientists, who quickly confirmed the... MORE »
The Differences Between Fall and Spring Semester
Welcome back to Syracuse everybody! You may be wondering what’s so different about this semester than the last, so we here at Campus Basement are proud to present our comparative guide to help you transition into the new semester. MORE »
Hockey’s Back! …and there was much rejoicing
I woke up today thinking it would be any regular Sunday: completely naked, my head laying over the side of my bed, desperately trying to avoid the sunrise shining through the pathetic excuse for curtains and onto my face. But then I saw the news, that glorious and long-awaited news, that the NHL lockout has... MORE »
V.I.P. Parking
I remember my first beer. Photo credit: James Saulsky MORE »
Holy Shit music – Stanely from the mother fucking office has a song
and its catchy as fuck. Not going to lie, when I first heard of this idea I thought it was going to be at a level that friday by rebecca black is at. holy fuck did I underestimate Leslie David Baker (our sassy black friend Stanley from NBC’s the office). 2 be Simple dropped november... MORE »
Holy shit music – MACKLEMORE X RYAN LEWIS – AND WE DANCED [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
You know when you get like really busy but you hear awesome music and you want to post about it but by the time you remember everyones heard the song you want to post about so it becomes kind of pointless? yeah… sorry about that. I heard this song for the first time a few... MORE »
Holy shit music – Aer’s Avicii remix: Shot Clock
Well let me just say, if sunday’s juice jam wasnt incredible enough with Avicii going over an HOUR over time waiting for B.o.B. to arrive, Aer‘s release of Shot Clock put it over the edge, combining Avicii‘s power hit Levels behind Aer‘s rhymes. Ive heard mixes of Levels before and while I thoroughly enjoyed Avicii’s... MORE »
Holy shit music – E-603’s newest mixtape Smokeshow
Guess whos back with a better name that doesnt constrain them to writing every week? this bitch. So about an hour and a half ago (it is currently 1:21 am) e-603‘s newest mixtape Smokeshow dropped. If it wasnt for my dear friend Tyler over at the Penn State campus basement branch I wouldnt have even... MORE »
Bitchin Music Special – Aer’s newest: Come and Go
Click to download: https://www.bit.ly/aercomeandgo. MORE »
Rain attempting to attack the students in Bird library
https://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150167678788044&comments CLASSIC Syracuse. MORE »
Bitchin Music Special – Aer’s newest: Story To Tell (Biggie Remix )
Click to download: https://bit.ly/AerFAM . Also, Check out Aer performing live at AEPi’s first annual Chillin’ in the Park on May 1st with DJZJ MORE »
Sexy Sax Man makes his way around SU
Wooing the many students in Ernie Davis over their plates of spaghetti MORE »
Students protesting an anti homosexual demonstration next to Newhouse.
Another reason why I love this school. You think theyd get it by now. MORE »
Paddy Murphy: The Ultimate Wingman
This week it has been announced by the SU sororities’, that they are “so over” Edward Cullen and “that whole vampire thing”. The ladies of SU’s Greek life have moved on to greener pastures and more mysterious men. So mysterious, that this man they’ve move on to, is in fact, a ghost. No, it’s... MORE »
Brodate.com
EHarmony for brahs…no homo. MORE »
Bitchin Music Special – DJZJ’s Diplo banger
In light of the invasion of Diplo into Syracuse tonight thanks to Hillel, DJZJ, a local dj at SU produced his newest mix called Heiress of Louder featuring Heiress of Valentina (Alesso Remix) by Dune, Keep it Going Louder and Pon de Floor, two of Major Lazer’s most popular songs. Heiress of Louder (Major... MORE »
Bitchin Music Friday – March Mixtape Madness – Greg Falatek’s Higher Education
A few weeks ago, my cool friend Tyler whos now running the show over at Penn State introduced me to a Penn State rapper named Greg Falatek. I was IMMEDIATELY hooked on this kid after hearing his song Get By. Now, I cant get enough of him. Featured at 103 on Brobible’s Top 107 college... MORE »
Bitchin Music bonus special – Lemme Smang It – Yung Humma feat Flynt F
For those of you who HAVEN’T seen this, my only reaction is that I’m speechless. Enjoy. MORE »
Bitchin music friday presents: March Mixtape Madness Selection Sunday
Yesterday Mac Miller’s mixtape Best Day Ever dropped and the demand for it was so ridiculous, that Datpiff actually crashed. Righteous. Regardless, after seeing what this kid has done in less than a year after dropping K.I.D.S., I can’t even fathom what the rest of his future looks like. I was upset I couldnt see... MORE »
Bitchin music friday presents: March Mixtape Madness round 1
If theres one thing that has changed in me since coming to college (especially a D1 school), it is my appreciation for college sports, and further more, basketball. College basketball has probably been the highlight of my freshman year so far. March Madness is going to be insane. In celebration of this glorious month its... MORE »
Bitchin music special – Aer’s music video to their new song The Reach
Filmed right here in Syracuse, thanks to Exodus Productions. Check out how dope these guys are here: https://freshaermovement.com/ and get their mixtape Water on the Moon here: www.bit.ly/aermixtape MORE »
Georgetown Challenges Syracuse to a Relay-off
To see who can raise the most money. The description on the video says “juice cuse”. Not an original pun, doesnt even rhyme, Lamest diss ever. Lets kick their asses. MORE »
Georgetown refuses to sell tickets to SU, SU calls them chicken
The Washington Post released an article today explaining its strategy to make sure there is the least amount of SU fans at the Syracuse Georgetown game this saturday. They will not put tickets on public sale, and pushed season ticket holders to buy more tickets for this game, trying to sell it out. When Georgetown... MORE »