CuseMyCampus Subscription Fees


Due to a recent influx of visitors, Cuse My Campus will no longer be a free service to those who wish to read it. In place of our complimentary service, we will be charging a $50/day Subscription Fee.

This new subscription will take place April 1st at 5 PM.

You do not need to sign up for this, we have already taken your IP address, hacked your bank account, and deposited the necessary funds into our Nigerian bank. We will need your social security number, though, so please send that to us as soon as possible so that we can begin to steal your entire identity.

We regret having to do this, but we feel this move will provide us with a greater amount of cash money!!! content.

Thank you, April. You’re a fool.