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Student reveals he is going home this weekend just to have sex
Watson Hall Quad 407 is buzzing with excitement. Three of its residents are going home this weekend to celebrate an important religious holiday: Drew Collins is headed back for Easter. Ben Schwartz and Mark Allen for Passover. However, its fourth resident, Jack Turney, is going home for a more important reason. “I’m going home to... MORE »
New Fraternity Pledge Shocked to Realize Brothers Lied to Him During Rush
Now that Syracuse University’s IFC spring rush period has finally come to an end, aspiring Greeks around campus have officially made the coveted transition from GDIs to worthless maggot pledges, prepared for the toughest physical and mental challenge of their college careers. Delta Theta pledge Marc Nason, however, was caught off guard to learn that... MORE »
Syracuse University-themed Pick Up Lines
Some of us have not matured since fifth grade health class. Some of us still giggle at the word “vagina.” Some of us will sprint to a window when told kids on the other side of your dorm are doing it. Some of us are proud to inform you that, from above, Day Hall looks... MORE »
To the Syracuse University graduating class of 2012….
Ah, the dawn of a spring semester at Syracuse University ““ a time when spring itself is nothing but a thought over yonder, behind the mile-high snow banks and record-breaking wind chills. A time when students return to campus and thus, rejoice in their awaiting academia, frolicking to the thought of cold nights spent curled... MORE »
Bernie Fine Fired by Syracuse University Amid ESPN’s Audio Tape Release with Wife
University fires Fine hours after ESPN aired audio recordings with coach’s wife. For more on this story go here: https://abcn.ws/ugPgEI MORE »
Blog of a Frat Bro: Finals Week Edition
‘Sup, my nuggets? That’s the safest way I can use the word I should be allowed to use, but fuckin’ peepz don’t get that I’m fuckin’ Sirius: mad black, yo. Dat’s da bull standard for ya, da bullshit standard. N E way, hope your all treatin’ you’re final exams like butts and stickin’ it to... MORE »
Grinding: A Collegiate Past-time
Frat Parties, Frat Parties, Frat Parties. “Nuff Said. While many people argue that certain frats are better than others, they are all essentially the same. Loud music in the basement, a 30 minute line to get beer at the bar, girls wearing just enough to avoid being arrested for indecent exposure, and people grinding like... MORE »
Hazed and Confused V: Frat Magic
Our first hazing story of the year! Hooray for fraternity hazing! Oh, wait. Not hooray… Dear Campus Basement:What you are about to hear is disturbing and is not approved for mature audiences. So please, if you’re mature, don’t read this.My hazing started out simply enough, with a *** (frat letters omitted here) tradition: carving a... MORE »
Sex and Health: A response to the recent DO column
Following the recent highly-researched and well-articulated Daily Orange column, the dynamics of Syracuse University students and their sexual relations have dramatically shifted. While once upon a time, all undergrads were created equally ““ each frolicking in the unmade bed of another ““ now it seems, each student must adhere to the social and romantic protocol... MORE »
Gross Story Bro
WTF??? MORE »
#BeatGtown (Picture Credit: HoyaSuxa)
Another reason to hate GTown. Credit: HoyaSuxa MORE »
#BeatGtown
Your Momma’s a Hoya MORE »
Chancy Nancy got her pimp hand strong
fist pump MORE »
WRT 424 Queer Writing
Beyond Better: A Manifesto for Queer Youth MORE »
Happy Finals Week
good luck y’all MORE »
Facebook Helps You Connect & Share With People in Your Life
If you connect the diferent people on the Facebook homepage, it spells out the word “sex!” MORE »
Livingston Represent
for the love of all the party on Livingston MORE »
Facebook Status FAIL
lmfao MORE »
Pimp on campus
bitch give me mah money MORE »
Best Party Ever
Double Fist Pump!!! You miss out big time if you weren’t there MORE »
Harry Potter
so many closet nerds on campus MORE »
Roommate Love
no homo MORE »