I thought I’d take a moment here to share with my viewers what Google searches have led people to our website. I’m not sure if I should laugh, cry, or be entirely weirded out.
This is actual data from our website”¦ Enjoy!
1.Okay, I think I’d like to start with this one. I kinda wish this actually existed. I’m glancing in your direction, SU sororities…
2. Looks like Freud was on to something. Besides cocaine.
3. You know how I said some of the searches made me cry? Well, I’ll be honest with ya, I def shed some tears when I saw people search for this.
4. Everyone knows body paint will only kill you if you’re sports teams suck. CoughGEORGETOWNcoughcough.
5. Insert racist joke here.
6. Who wouldn’t search for this!
7. I didn’t know people thought Helen Hunt was so attractive”¦(get it? She was in the movie Twister. You get it, right?)
8. No explanation needed.
9. Are Syracuse frat pledges this worried?
“¦and to answer their questions, “Yes. Yes they do.”
10. I’d like to end with this one. Really? Really? I want to know who searched for this. GIVE ME NAMES!
