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Our Viewers Are Creepy
I thought I’d take a moment here to share with my viewers what Google searches have led people to our website. I’m not sure if I should laugh, cry, or be entirely weirded out.
This is actual data from our website”¦ Enjoy!
1.Okay, I think I’d like to start with this one. I kinda wish this actually existed. I’m glancing in your direction, SU sororities…
2. Looks like Freud was on to something. Besides cocaine.
3. You know how I said some of the searches made me cry? Well, I’ll be honest with ya, I def shed some tears when I saw people search for this.
4. Everyone knows body paint will only kill you if you’re sports teams suck. CoughGEORGETOWNcoughcough.
5. Insert racist joke here.
6. Who wouldn’t search for this!
7. I didn’t know people thought Helen Hunt was so attractive”¦(get it? She was in the movie Twister. You get it, right?)
8. No explanation needed.
9. Are Syracuse frat pledges this worried?
“¦and to answer their questions, “Yes. Yes they do.”
10. I’d like to end with this one. Really? Really? I want to know who searched for this. GIVE ME NAMES!
Now that Syracuse University’s IFC spring rush period has finally come to an end, aspiring Greeks around campus have officially made the coveted transition from GDIs to worthless maggot pledges, prepared for the toughest physical and mental challenge of their college careers. Delta Theta pledge Marc Nason, however, was caught off guard to learn that... MORE »
PIPA and SOPA, two proposed pieces of anti-piracy legislation that can have dire consequences on user content-generated websites, are causing uproar among the online community. If passed, the acts could possibly shut down social networking sites, search engines, and blogging websites due to copyright infringement. Here’s a look into the future without our favorite sites.... MORE »
‘Sup, my nuggets? That’s the safest way I can use the word I should be allowed to use, but fuckin’ peepz don’t get that I’m fuckin’ Sirius: mad black, yo. Dat’s da bull standard for ya, da bullshit standard. N E way, hope your all treatin’ you’re final exams like butts and stickin’ it to... MORE »
Frat Parties, Frat Parties, Frat Parties. “Nuff Said. While many people argue that certain frats are better than others, they are all essentially the same. Loud music in the basement, a 30 minute line to get beer at the bar, girls wearing just enough to avoid being arrested for indecent exposure, and people grinding like... MORE »
Our first hazing story of the year! Hooray for fraternity hazing! Oh, wait. Not hoorayÃ¢Â€Â¦ Dear Campus Basement:What you are about to hear is disturbing and is not approved for mature audiences. So please, if youÃ¢Â€Â™re mature, donÃ¢Â€Â™t read this.My hazing started out simply enough, with a *** (frat letters omitted here) tradition: carving a... MORE »
Life for Syracuse University frat pledge, Michael Wilkins isn’t all fun and keg stands. It’s hard work and keg stands, too. Now that the weather has warmed up, SU frats are beginning to train their prospective members for the shitshow that is Mayfest by a series of day-drinking events/challenges. It’s that time of year again... MORE »
This week it has been announced by the SU sororities’, that they are “so over” Edward Cullen and “that whole vampire thing”. The ladies of SU’s Greek life have moved on to greener pastures and more mysterious men. So mysterious, that this man they’ve move on to, is in fact, a ghost. No, it’s... MORE »
The Challenge: The life of a student is full of stress. Boredom, isolation, exams, relationship and finances are common causes of stress in a student. The Science: Despite the hectic schedule and busy life, there are many ways that students can fight stress and relax. The Solution: Here are simple ways and tips that can... MORE »
Dear Campus Basement readers, Are you curious to see who the incoming freshmen are? Do you want to hear how young and innocent they all are? Are you reminiscing when you were still in high school and were anticipating Cuse? Well you are in luck because I have recently gone undercover posing as an incoming... MORE »
It appears Google Street View caught a glimpse of a typical Syracuse occurrence. Well, so much for renting this house. Robbers in syracuse… typical. MORE »
The Carrier Dome is the nation’s largest on-campus basketball venue and the student section, Otto’s Army, is its heart and soul. Syracuse students will camp outside in the frigid Syracuse winter for days on end outside of the Dome in an area known affectionately as “Boeheimburg”. When the game tips off, no other arena can... MORE »
Sam’s dad bet him $100 that he couldn’t do one backflip (backflip, gainer, wallflip, etc.) each day of 2011. Well, let’s just say that Sam’s dad is now $100 poorer and Sam is probably dizzy as shit. Watch this amazing video of Sam doing crazy backflips all over Cuse. Pretty damn impressive. He also shoots... MORE »
A student currently attending Washington University hates his life. According to reports, he/she spends hours each day thinking up the cleverest comments possible to distract himself from his/her own self-hatred, including “You’re not funny” and “This isn’t funny.” This student was last seen playing World of Warcraft. And he is NOT Chuck Norris. It has... MORE »
Lyrics: This one is for the girls with North faces Leggings, UGG boots, you know we had braces, When we come up on ya’ campus, you better respect us If not, fall back, don’t try to undress us And we pretty, we’re witty, we rock Hello Kitty We spend our parents money on a trip to... MORE »
And, I quote my friend Kaitlin “Having double computer screens is essential on game days..” MORE »
Title says all. During peacefully Occupy Movement, police came in to tear down tents and proceeded to arrest students who stood in their way. Once students peacefully demanded the release of the arrested, a police officer unnecessarily pepper sprays the students to open a path for the rest of the officers MORE »