- They
begin to tell their co-workers a story about the time they went out to
Chuck’s one night with their friend John who puked in the bar, and begin
to cry because the memory is too painful
- They
choose not to watch the Super Bowl, or any football game, because they
have developed a major distaste for the sport
- Any
time they refer to the police in their current city/town/state, they call
them “DPS”
- They
constantly refresh the Daily Orange website, hoping that something new
will have cropped up
- They
find themselves asking everyone at their office, “Does anyone know a
current SU student? And, if so, how I can get in touch with them and maybe
go stay in their dorm?”
- They’re
happiest when it’s freezing cold outside, and even happier if the wind is
brutal. Bonus if they’re waiting for a bus in this weather.
- Every
time they walk by a dome-shaped building, they break into, “LET’S GO
ORANGE!”
- The
amount of orange they wear to work increases drastically, and sometimes
they paint their face orange and blue before a big meeting.
- They
dress up as Otto for Halloween. And Thanksgiving, and Christmas and
Valentine’s Day and Tuesdays.
- They
have re-applied to enroll at Syracuse University with a different major.
