begin to tell their co-workers a story about the time they went out to
Chuck’s one night with their friend John who puked in the bar, and begin
to cry because the memory is too painful
choose not to watch the Super Bowl, or any football game, because they
have developed a major distaste for the sport
time they refer to the police in their current city/town/state, they call
constantly refresh the Daily Orange website, hoping that something new
will have cropped up
find themselves asking everyone at their office, “Does anyone know a
current SU student? And, if so, how I can get in touch with them and maybe
go stay in their dorm?”
happiest when it’s freezing cold outside, and even happier if the wind is
brutal. Bonus if they’re waiting for a bus in this weather.
time they walk by a dome-shaped building, they break into, “LET’S GO
amount of orange they wear to work increases drastically, and sometimes
they paint their face orange and blue before a big meeting.
dress up as Otto for Halloween. And Thanksgiving, and Christmas and
Valentine’s Day and Tuesdays.
have re-applied to enroll at Syracuse University with a different major.