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Our Boyfriends Have the Same Name
This is a belated Valentine’s Day gift. It’s not for you but you’ll probably enjoy it anyway. Happy 15th of February!!!! MORE »
A Brief History of St. Valentine: Patron saint of ruining new couples
The 3rd century Roman was martyred for forcing people who were dating to decide too early whether they wanted to commit to an expensive night of manufactured romance. He was slowly burned to death by a crowd of bitter singles and angry casual daters. FUN FACT: Stupid presents are a vestigial relationship tradition, invented when... MORE »
What Your Valentine’s Day Flowers are Really Saying
If actions speak louder than words, flowers speak louder than, probably, smaller flowers, and may also say different things. If you’re in the lucky position of receiving flowers today, here’s a handy guide to what these seemingly silent little guys could be saying. Red roses ““ “This is what I’m supposed to get, right? Is... MORE »
Hey teacher, let Smooth D give you a lesson in love
Professor. Come on. You know you want a piece of this Grade-A-prime-cut-extra-tender-plump-and-juicy-satisfaction-guaranteed manly deliciousness. Quit playing. Go ahead and deny it all you want. I’m patient. I know you’ll realize sooner or later that I’m just too irresistible for you to keep reading that newspaper while I spit my game. Just put down that article... MORE »