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Article by Piliour
February 13, 2011

Uh-oh: It’s Valentine’s Day

Ok, don’t panic. It’s not a big deal. Just Valentine’s Day. V-Day. Vagina starts with a v, and those things are awesome. Well, usually. Once a month, they”¦ No, never mind. They’re awesome. This is awesome. It’s an awesome day.Shit, no it’s not. I hate this day. Maybe I can buy her a Mayan calendar... MORE »

Article by Danny Fersh
February 10, 2011

Hey teacher, let Smooth D give you a lesson in love

Professor.  Come on.  You know you want a piece of this Grade-A-prime-cut-extra-tender-plump-and-juicy-satisfaction-guaranteed manly deliciousness.  Quit playing. Go ahead and deny it all you want.  I’m patient. I know you’ll realize sooner or later that I’m just too irresistible for you to keep reading that newspaper while I spit my game.  Just put down that article... MORE »

Picture by Anonymous
February 3, 2011

Drowning My Valentines Day Sorrows

Happy Valentines to all the ladies that wouldn’t spend the day with me. Look what you’ve done to me. Originally posted: February 15, 2010, 10:11 am MORE »

Article by Piliour
February 17, 2010

A Valentine’s Day Tragedy

Valentine’s Day came and went. And with it came Cupid and his bow and arrow. Only this year, it seems that Cupid forgot his own arrow and was forced to “borrow” from someone else. That someone else was the Saltine Warrior (featured to the right). The night before Valentine’s Day, when the Saltine Warrior was... MORE »