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Columbia »
Video by loganor
December 12, 2011

A Fortnight of my Weird-Ass Christmas Playlist Pt. 3

I’m in class right now. Would I rather be administering an enema to Santa after he ate all his Christmas cookies? Would I rather give Mrs. Claus a brazilian bikini wax? You decide. (Hint: Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes) Enjoy this jingle while you cry into a textbook! MORE »

Columbia »
Video by loganor
December 11, 2011

A Fortnight of my Weird-Ass Christmas Playlist Pt. 2

Here’s another one. You might remember these guys as the ones who sang that song that had a lot of fast singing and then “chickity china, the chinese chicken”. They also sang about the birth of Christ. Who knew? MORE »

Columbia »
Video by loganor
December 10, 2011

A Fortnight of my Weird-Ass Christmas Playlist

I read in some book that a fortnight is two weeks. Or three. Whatever. The point is that it’s currently a fortnight until I go home, and right now the only thing getting me through this melancholy finals season is my joyful playlist for Christmas season. But I’m not like all those other Catholic gals... MORE »

Syracuse »
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December 1, 2011

Dear Syracuse University….

Some advice from yours truly, Chrissy Ost. STOP BEING RUDE. 1.Say hello to people you know. Be the nice one, who says hi…the other person will be glad you said hello. 2.Walk with your head up. 3.Go one day not listening to music at all times on full blast. Just don’t use the ipod, listen... MORE »

Hofstra »
Article by Max Lehman
November 30, 2011

Hofstra Scrats

     There is a dark beast running free somewhere among the Hofstra campus. Its strength is in its numbers. Its deformity is in its cute ugly face riddle with whiskers and lifeless, black eyes. It has been around as long as Hofstra has beens a university, perhaps longer. It plays with yarn, and gets fur... MORE »

Syracuse »
Video by Alex R
November 29, 2011

Classic Dellplain Hall Staff Video

See what your parents R.A.’s were like. MORE »

Bryant »
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November 20, 2011

Good Deer Hunting

made for the Bryant viral video contest MORE »

Cornell »
Article by apost
October 27, 2011

YOU CAN WIN MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!!!!!

Hey Basement dwellers! “¦ Wait, that’s a really creepy name to call our readers. Off to a good start.   Hey guys! We’re excited to announce our first annual Campus Basement Halloween Contest. Now that we’re a bunch of miserable alums who all miss our glory days, we want to live vicariously through your awesome... MORE »

Cornell »
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October 12, 2011

Ever Wondered Why ILRies Don’t Have a Math Requirement?

…who really needs math anyway? MORE »