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Article by Piliour
August 30, 2011

Dorm Life

You’re in the elevator. Next to you, a nerdy kid, a jappy girl and a frat boy. You don’t want to judge, but you hate all of them instantly. You exit into the lounge to see a guy, a guy who looks like you, dresses like you, smells like you. At least you assume he... MORE »

Article by Kyle K
February 4, 2011
Article by Alex Schmidt
February 3, 2011

South Campus Sophomore Dates Their Way Into Watson Suite

Facing the worst housing luck of any SU student in recent memory, sophomore biology major Jessica Blanston upgraded her situation by dating her way into a Watson Hall suite. Blanston held the dead last spot in the spring housing lottery for the 2010-2011 academic year, and knew she was in dire straits. “They put me... MORE »

Article by Michael Sullivan
February 2, 2011

Your roommate is casually better than you

Good morning, sleepyhead. Did it feel nice waking up at 2 p.m. because you don’t have any Wednesday classes? It sure must’ve been. But don’t ask your roommate, because he was up at 5 to squeeze in his daily cardio regimen before his 8 a.m. Multivariable Calculus class. He has no idea what it’s like... MORE »

Article by smalls
January 31, 2011

Synchronized Menstruation Destroys Balch Hall

Sewage specialists all across Ithaca were brought in earlier today to help stem the tide of sewage that burst forth from Balch Hall. Reports point to this being a direct result of girls flushing their tampons down the toilet rather than neatly disposing them in the convenient white boxes on the side of each stall.... MORE »

Article by Rud
January 18, 2011

SU Christens New Residence Halls

In order to accomodate more students as well as recycle unwanted snow, Syracuse University has begun hollowing out mounds of snow to create igloo-style residence halls. These new “buildings” are available in singles, doubles and snow-suite style. A large advantage of the new residence halls is that many students now have the opportunity to live... MORE »

Video by Anonymous
December 28, 2010

Flint Hall Root Beer Pong Tournament

When you’re too young to drink real beer… Root Beer! MORE »

Video by Humor Whore
October 25, 2010

Beat It

You’ve been there and so have we. We lift our glass to you, dear beaters. MORE »

Article by Rud
October 18, 2010

Flint and Day Hall Secede from the Union(well, University)

     It was reported on Saturday, October 16th, that Day and Flint halls located on the outskirts of the University in an area commonly referred to as “Mount Olympus” were seceding from the university. “It just seemed like the right thing to do.” a Day Hall supporter of the movement commented. “We and the... MORE »