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Article by Piliour
March 7, 2011

Study: Consuming Copious Amounts of Alcohol May Lead to Relations with the Weird Girl from Psych Class

A recent study indicates that drinking a large amount of alcohol has a direct relationship to the likelihood of you hooking up with that weird girl in your psychology class, the weird girl who wears sweatshirts with ducks on them and who randomly eats cottage cheese in the middle of the lecture. Scientists monitored the... MORE »

Article by Piliour
March 3, 2011

Charlie Sheen Forgiven by CBS After Admitting He’s Enrolled in College

It looks like Charlie Sheen will be returning to work after all. Early Thursday morning, Charlie Sheen revealed that he enrolled in classes at UCLA prior to the ongoing ordeal revolving around his drug use. As soon as word spread throughout the entertainment community that Sheen was a typical college student and not a drug... MORE »

Article by Kevin Slack
December 9, 2010

With Four Loko Ban Date Approaching, Scientists Already Working on Other Ways to Kill Selves

The last day which liquor stores may sell alcoholic energy drink Four Loko in stores is fast approaching. On December 10th, all Four Loko cans remaining on shelves must be disposed of. College students across the state are in a frenzy, buying up case after case of Four Loko, in preparation for Four Loko Prohibition.... MORE »

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December 5, 2010

Alcohol Whipped Cream and More | Week In Review Dec 5

We are back to deliver you the greatest news of the week. And by greatest, we mean whatever people were sharing on Facebook. Facebook Profile Picture Thing On Facebook this week, millions of users changed their profile pictures to their favorite cartoon characters from their childhoods. There are mixed opinions on what the original intention... MORE »

Article by dang
November 22, 2010

Undergraduate Body In Shock Upon Learning That Underage Drinking Is Illegal

         The relationship between the undergraduate student body and the office of Interfraternity affairs has been nothing short of tumultuous, however the statement published by the office last night has sent the undergraduate body into an uproar.  Students around campus are simply dumbstruck upon learning that one must be 21 to drink... MORE »

Video by Syracuse Staff
October 24, 2010

Fraternity Parties and You

Syracuse University PSA regarding new Fraternity regulations. Video edited/produced by: Mike Escalante MORE »

Picture by Piliour
August 23, 2010

The Longer You’re Away From Syracuse

I still don’t quite understand how graphs work… MORE »