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Nothing Rhymes With (A Word We Can’t Say)

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August 23, 2010 at 12:35 am

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August 23, 2010

Sportscasting Broadcast Journalism Major Turns Out To Be A Terrible Athlete

When it comes to the world of sports, Newhouse senior Eric Berger seems to have it all. Team jerseys, posters of his favorite athletes, and other sports memorabilia populate every inch of the walls in his dorm room. He currently hosts his own sports talk show on CitrusTV, writes weekly sports columns for the Daily... MORE »

June 23, 2010

Sex Doll at Commencement

September 13, 2010

Juice Jam 2010: Dance Battles breakout during Passion Pit’s set

Video by NewsHouse MORE »

April 7, 2011

Shadow

Music Video created by What the Phone Productions featuring SU senior and singer/songwriter Jasmijn White and her song “Shadow”. Directed by Alexis Fazio, written by Ashlie Daubert, edited by Katie Sciandro, and produced by Erin . Starring Rachel Weiser. Enjoy! MORE »

March 21, 2010

Best SU Song Ever- “We Are Orange”

No words… MORE »

February 21, 2010

“Mayfest” – a celebration for academic achivements

October 31, 2010

Hail Falls on Halloween

Half-way through shooting our new sketch as the “wonderful” weather of Syracuse decides to intervene. MORE »

March 4, 2010

Which SU Sorority Should I Join?

pi phi, alpha phi, ae phi, kappa kappa gamma, tri delt, theta, azd MORE »

September 9, 2010

It’s Called Private Browsing

So it turns out, the SU community has some questions for the people at CuseMyCampus. And since CMC is too prude to answer those questions, they asked me to handle it. My answers may not shoot a rainbow off the screen and into your gut, and you may feel offended to the extreme. But sometimes,... MORE »

October 4, 2010

Doing the Dome Stomp

This noise made George Lucas famous.. MORE »

September 27, 2011

The Hike to Mount Olympus

Two Syracuse students, Brian and Alex, hike up the Mount steps to Flint Hall so they can watch the movie Face-Off. On their trip they encounter some strange things! MORE »

March 4, 2011

Syracuse Week in Review

Man on the Moon: Peace-loving students at SU have had a record week with the selection of Damien Marley to support Kid Cudi for Block Party and the upcoming “Day of Peace;” unfortunately, chaos-loving students have countered their tranquil holiday in celebration of Cudi’s performance by declaring Wednesday “Drivin’ Drunk and Doin’ My Thang” day.... MORE »

January 7, 2011

A Syracuse Santa Sent By Email

We got this email today from Chris D. We’re not really sure who the heck it is, but he looks pretty sweet in a Syracuse Santa outfit! PS, this is probably a good time to let you know, anybody can post a sweet picture by clicking contribute on the top of the site MORE »

January 6, 2011

What Should Happen To The South Campus Football Player / Robber?

You guys are so kind! MORE »

December 31, 2010

Best Articles, Comments, and Poems From Cuse in 2010

As the year draws to a close, we at Syracuse Basement (aka The Artist Formerly Known as CuseMyCampus) just wanted to take a moment to thank all of you out there in the webisphere who take the time to read our jokes. Maybe you do it because you think they’re funny, maybe you do it... MORE »

December 28, 2010

Syracuse Basement Presents: Semester in Review

Lots of cool stuff happened this semester. It just didn’t happen at Syracuse. In any event, here’s what did happen at ‘Cuse. Man v. Food: Adam Richman and the crew of Man v. Food visited Syracuse, NY this semester, eating at everyone’s favorite establishment, Dinosaur Bar-B-Que. Richman, famous for his ability to consume massive quantities of... MORE »

December 8, 2010

Some Snow Pictures Syracuse December Storm 2010

First off we have the sleek and sexy South Campus car shots! Next up, we have the “bus-stop-turned-mario-mushroom” shot. Next up, is the Newhouse III benches… And finally, the wonderful Euclid sidewalk. Which will probably never be shoveled, cause us students are just goddamn lazy. Enjoy the crazy ass weather! A couple of things we... MORE »

December 8, 2010

Lets See Them Crazy Snow Photos

Alright there has been some EPIC amounts of snow at Cuse right now. We wanna see the crazy pictures/videos of things you have created. From the giant snow penises on Ackerman to building a house of snow, there is always something awesome being done. Pray for no school tomorrow, so you can go outside and... MORE »

December 2, 2010

Syracuse Has A Quidditch Team

Oh Harry Potter, you have officially infiltrated SU, and made a quidditch team here.. MORE »

November 30, 2010

Jerk Magazine Publishes Steamy SU Student Photos

Photo Credit: Alex Pines, Jerk Magazine Jerk Magazine is known for being the racy campus publication. Last year they were censored from the dining halls for a bit! Yikes! This Decembers issue is another gawk-bitch-smut-noise-ridden publication which has already been published online! Their excellent photography team has put together a Sordid Affair, with some sexy... MORE »

November 28, 2010

Jim Boeheim: Chuck Norris’ Idol

Jim Boeheim is Chuck Norris’ role model. It’s true. And to prove it, here are some facts about Jimmy B: 1. Jim Boeheim invented the Internet. 2. Jim Boeheim is a Mac and a PC. 3. Jim Boeheim can get from Marshall Street to Archbold Gymnasium in under 3 minutes. 4. Jim Boeheim can get... MORE »

November 10, 2010

The BEST Stuff at BigRedMyCampus

So we launched at Cornell University a few weeks ago, and they have been putting out some pretty hilarious stuff! Were excited to show you some awesome media straight outta the ‘nell! Jewish American Princess (JAP): A Documentary Video! https://www.bigredmycampus.com/videos.php?id=9 Cornell’s Original Gangsta Video https://www.bigredmycampus.com/videos.php?id=6 Weezy is Freed; White Girls Everywhere Rejoice https://www.bigredmycampus.com/articles.php?id=28 Click here... MORE »

November 9, 2010

Have You Stalked Facebook For Halloween Pics | Poll Results

I guess these results make me feel less like a loser. MORE »

November 9, 2010

The Adventures of Bro Man! A Syracuse Superhero!

Bro Man saves the day when the young damsel in distress gets her purse snatched by a robber! Bro Man is always there protecting Syracuse University students from robberies occurring on Euclid! MORE »

November 1, 2010

How Much Time Did You Spend Studying For Midterms

And the poll results say… MORE »

October 31, 2010

Hail Falls on Halloween

Half-way through shooting our new sketch as the “wonderful” weather of Syracuse decides to intervene. MORE »

October 29, 2010

Hmm. I thought Taiwan Was A Township

I guess he’s right in assuming that Taiwan is NOT a county. MORE »

October 29, 2010

Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldnâ€™t Be Sexy

Mrs. Potato Head: Who doesn’t have a leprosy fetish? Guys LOVE girls missing a nose here or a mouth there! Not to mention, the Atkins diet was so 2000. Carbs are back in and there’s no reason not to put yourself out to spud with the Toy Story diva. Sexy Dorothy from Wizard of Oz:... MORE »

October 24, 2010

Fraternity Parties and You

Syracuse University PSA regarding new Fraternity regulations. Video edited/produced by: Mike Escalante MORE »

October 19, 2010

Syracuse University Moves to NYC as Part of ACC Deal

Why Syracuse Really Won the Big East Tournament

Types of Students Going to the One World Concert

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Greg Robinson and Doug Marrone Wall-to-Wall

Classic Dellplain Hall Staff Video

How Much Time Did You Spend Studying For Midterms

Nothing Rhymes With (A Word We Can’t Say)

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