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Syracuse Wants You To Pay When You’re Locked Out Of Your Room

Article by Anonymous

November 1, 2010 at 5:37 pm

You and your friends plan on meeting down at the dining hall at 6:30 pm for dinner. You grab your SUID, close your door, and head over to get some ~~yummy~~ terrible dining hall food.

Shit. You forgot your cellphone.

So, you run back upstairs and turn the handle to your room. But, wait your door magically locked and you can’t find your key! You want that key huh? You really need that key to get back in your room?

That’s gonna be a dollar. But, why?

Well, read Eric Vilas-Boas take on ORL’s creative ways of extorting dorm residents and find out!

https://www.jerkmagazine.net/jerkexplains/the-price-of-a-locked-door.html

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