On his way to his 8:30 Philosophy class, freshmen Paul Russo hopped in the elevator on the 9th floor of Day Hall. He was joined by four or five other students on the way down.
Paul, a morning person, broke the awkward silence of the elevator ride with some small talk……BIG fucking mistake Paul. The other people in the elevator were not morning persons.

No one responded to Paul’s “How’s everybody doin?” Paul chuckled to himself in the now even more awkward silence.

It was then when the other students in the elevator started to beat and spit on Paul.

“I was just trying to be nice,” said Paul through tears. This has reportedly happened countless times.  “I thought it would be a good way to meet people in my dorm hall.”

Once again Paul, BIG fucking mistake.

Paul now takes the stairs.

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