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When ‘Blow out’ is an understatement …

Article by Kyle K

December 11, 2010 at 8:18 pm

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Boeheim Shits on Podium After Georgetown Loss

Syracuse head coach Jim Boeheim walked to the postgame press conference podium after his reeling team’s 61-39 embarrassment at No. 5 Georgetown Saturday, undid his pants, dropped a steaming, rancid turd just below the microphone, and walked out. “You want an opening statement?” An irate Boeheim asked as he undid his belt. “Here’s my... MORE »

April 12, 2012

No. 1 Recruit Nerlens Noel Chooses Kentucky, Orange Fans Blame Fab Melo

Nerlens Noel, rated the number one recruit in the Class of 2012, announced today that he will play NCAA basketball at the University of Kentucky. After narrowing his list of schools to Syracuse, Kentucky, and Georgetown, he committed to the reigning national champions. Orange fans, furious about how the events transpired, were determined to play... MORE »

April 4, 2012

The Fab Melo Riots

With the news late Monday night that Sophomore Center Fab Melo will forgo his junior year as he declared for the NBA draft Syracuse fans took their excitement to the streets. Fans burned couches, flipped cars, and looted all along Marshall Street as the news spread- all while chanting the 1969 song “Na Na Hey... MORE »

March 31, 2012

Syracuse Basketball Team Sings “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen

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March 26, 2012

A Text Message From Fab Melo

March 26, 2012

Students Mourn Tournament Loss with “Mad Men” Premiere

“I couldn’t stop grieving,” Sam Bolindy said, Chucks pitcher still in hand since Saturday night. “I needed to ease my pain. I knew I had to move on, but I didn’t know how.” And that’s when Bolindy traded his pitcher of $4 beer in for an Old Fashioned early Sunday and drowned his sorrows in... MORE »

March 24, 2012

Boeheim to Start Reserve Center Frab Melone Against Ohio State

The Syracuse Orange have made it to the Elite Eight without star center Fab Melo, who, a few weeks ago, became ineligible for the NCAA Tournament due to academic reasons. Without the seven-footer in the paint, the Orange have relied on clutch performances from Scoop Jardine, Kris Joseph and Dion Waiters. Tonight, though, the Orange... MORE »

March 22, 2012

March Madness from the Syracuse Staff

The Campus Basement staff isn’t just a group of beautiful people with no real interests. We actually really like sports and competitions and stuff! We even made a cool iStock Photo Bracket! You should look it up after you finish reading this, it’s pretty sexy. Anyways…the staff has been extremely invested in March Madness. Of... MORE »

March 19, 2012

Protestors Organize To Free Fab Melo

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March 19, 2012

Seriously, Syracuse?

Seriously? Is this really happening? Let me get this straight: Melo, and I’m completely guessing here, skips a few classes and now he’s ineligible for the tournament? Seriously? I’m going to guess yet again and say that Melo is not the first Syracuse athlete to fail to meet certain academic requirements like going to “class,” or turning... MORE »

February 4, 2011

Come with me if you want to live.

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September 15, 2010

Student’s Hand Cut Off for Having To-Go Container Too Long

Molly Rogers, a freshman in Flint, had way too much homework. She had no time for a sit down meal at Graham Dining Center so she went down and picked up a Togo container. She brought her meal back to her room and finished her homework.Molly went back to Graham the next morning to get... MORE »

September 13, 2010

Small Talk ignored in Elevator Ride

On his way to his 8:30 Philosophy class, freshmen Paul Russo hopped in the elevator on the 9th floor of Day Hall. He was joined by four or five other students on the way down. Paul, a morning person, broke the awkward silence of the elevator ride with some small talk……BIG fucking mistake Paul. The... MORE »

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When ‘Blow out’ is an understatement …

Come with me if you want to live.

Student’s Hand Cut Off for Having To-Go Container Too Long

Small Talk ignored in Elevator Ride

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