For a while now, Bowne Hall has been boarded up (see photo). Many speculations have circulated as to why this could be, but two of these speculations have garnered more support than others.
Either:
A) Bowne is under construction and the university is hoping to improve upon the structure, or
B) SU is preparing for a zombie attack.
One of these justifications is absolutely ridiculous, while the other is completely logical.
Sources indicate that the zombie invasion will arrive within the next few weeks.
