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A Fortnight of my Weird-Ass Christmas Playlist Pt. 5

Video by loganor December 19, 2011

Today I took two finals. Also, Kim Jon Il died. These events are unrelated, but this song will probably be enjoyed by both students in need of post-final christmas cheer, and deceased dictators. That’s all I have to say. I’m gonna study for another final now. #stabmeintheface. MORE »

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Video by loganor
December 14, 2011

A Fortnight of my Weird-Ass Christmas Playlist Pt. 4

Today, whilst working in the lovely new Science and Engineering Library with the overpriced-yet-delicious coffee, I didn’t see any mistletoe. I didn’t see any jolly bearded men with rosy cheeks and jiggly tummies. I didn’t see softly glowing lights, and gifts wrapped in festive and environmentally-unfriendly paper. I did see vomit, and poop, in the... MORE »

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Video by loganor
December 12, 2011

A Fortnight of my Weird-Ass Christmas Playlist Pt. 3

I’m in class right now. Would I rather be administering an enema to Santa after he ate all his Christmas cookies? Would I rather give Mrs. Claus a brazilian bikini wax? You decide. (Hint: Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes) Enjoy this jingle while you cry into a textbook! MORE »

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Video by loganor
December 11, 2011

A Fortnight of my Weird-Ass Christmas Playlist Pt. 2

Here’s another one. You might remember these guys as the ones who sang that song that had a lot of fast singing and then “chickity china, the chinese chicken”. They also sang about the birth of Christ. Who knew? MORE »

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Video by loganor
December 10, 2011

A Fortnight of my Weird-Ass Christmas Playlist

I read in some book that a fortnight is two weeks. Or three. Whatever. The point is that it’s currently a fortnight until I go home, and right now the only thing getting me through this melancholy finals season is my joyful playlist for Christmas season. But I’m not like all those other Catholic gals... MORE »

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Video by loganor
December 8, 2011

WHITE GIRLS DANCING IN MEMORY OF HEAVY D

I have lots of tests. I can’t think of anything funny to say. So laugh at me dancing. MORE »

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Article by Jared Martin
December 7, 2011

Columbia is No Place for Boobies: A Homospective in Three Movements

MOVEMENT ONE: STEREOTYPES AT GAY SHUL Like a kugel stained Jew at a Catholic Communion, I am no stranger to being the minority. And while I enjoy seeing the paper wafers of the other side, there is nothing like returning to a place where your minority is the majority, a little bungalow I’d like to... MORE »

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Article by Jared Martin
December 7, 2011

Shit to Read Whilst Shitting: A Series

In the realm of all things holy, there is nothing more sacred than in-taking knowledge while excreting yesterday’s John Jay omelets. But when the unlabeled caffeinated (possibly decaffeinated) coffee begins racing down your digestive tract like a decloseted freshman to First Friday, what do you do when you’ve already read that Taylor Swift Cosmo about... MORE »

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Article by Jared Martin
December 6, 2011

The New BFF: Butler’s Fourth Floor

There are some things one should expect upon entering Butler Library: books, overpriced brownies, the occasional lesbian librarian, stack elevators covered in green tea and semen. But there is one thing that one would not expect, yet lives and breeds in the library’s halls like Lindsay Lohan’s herpes: the BOdorous stench of the fourth floor.... MORE »

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Article by loganor
December 6, 2011

The Truth About the 1%

I know it’s been a difficult time, with everyone complaining about “the 1 percent”. People at Columbia have been downright furious, stating their allegiance to the 99% and yelling irately at those who say otherwise. Well you know what? I think it’s time we have the courage to say what we are, to be who... MORE »