In the realm of all things holy, there is nothing more
sacred than in-taking knowledge while excreting yesterday’s John Jay omelets.
But when the unlabeled caffeinated (possibly
decaffeinated) coffee begins racing down your digestive tract like a
decloseted freshman to First Friday, what do you do when you’ve already read
that Taylor Swift Cosmo about sexual pleasure spots three and a half times”¦.
AND THUS A SERIES IS BORN:
Shit to Read Whilst
Shitting: A Series
First on our list of notable shitastic time-passers is this
seasons Winter issue of Hoot. It’s a fashion magazine, which means that there
are attractive locals in affordable street wear (PAGE 26.) I don’t know what that sounds
like to you, but to me it sounds like just about the only thing I could be
doing whilst wiling away the hours and my Hewitt kosher meal plan in my cramped
Ruggles bathroom. The link’s below.
javascript:nicTemp(); <—It’s that funny labeled shit right there.
Stay tuned next week when we discuss how the flyers on the
back of the Butler bathroom stalls aren’t just
good advertising”¦they’re good reads too WINKFACEEMOTICON. Just ask the guy to the right:
HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID LAST TAMASHA
“¦TOOK A SHIT.
