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December 31, 2010

Happy New Year! Staff Resolutions!

Alex Rosenthal: My New Year’s resolution is to continue to not eat babies. And getting a job would be nice too. Alex Piliouras: My New Year’s resolution is to devote 2011 to coming up with a New Year’s resolution for 2012. Which won’t be necessary unless John Cusack can save the world from destruction… APost:... MORE »

Article by Rud
December 27, 2010

Man Makes New Years Resolution to Attend Class More; Discovers He’s 43 Years Old

Local Syracuse man, Ted Genuario decided to please his parents this upcoming Spring semester by attending more classes to improve his GPA. “Yeah, they like were like if you get a 3.0 next semester we’ll get you Bangles tickets for the Summer, so I was like fuck yeah The Bangles! I didn’t study though, because... MORE »