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Press Release: Kid Cudi to Headline 2011 Block Party
From UU: Syracuse, NY- University Union is proud to announce Kid Cudi as the headliner for this year’s Block Party along with performances by Nas & Damian Marley and other special guests. The annual spring concert will be held Friday, April 29th in the Carrier Dome at 7 p.m., doors at 6 p.m. Presale... MORE »
Prom season reveals your younger sibling is cooler than you
Those of us who left high school with the oft-chanted anthem “college will be betterrr” may have finally recovered from the starting-over stumble; we at last are who we want to be. Older. Wiser. More awesome (legally able to purchase alcohol). It may sting that much more, then, when you realize what many pioneering older... MORE »
New Semester Resolutions
They say you should shoot for the moon, because if you miss you’ll land among the stars. Clearly whoever said this has no concept of physics. You will obviously just bypass the moon and hurtle into the dark recesses of space until you fizzle into a fried bit of nothing when you pass a burning... MORE »
“Discussion” sections renamed “please, anybody say anything” sections
“For the love of God, someone try to answer this question,” goes the typical banter between 20 resiliently silent students and their desperate TA in the section I sat in on one warm Friday afternoon. “Say one. Word. Free associate. A single word that relates, in some way, to the assignment. You don’t even have... MORE »
Male student emulates Gaga fashion to get ‘laid’
He is still not having any sex. MORE »
College Male Imagination Down 63%
A recent study indicates that male imagination is down 63% since 2005. Scientists are attributing this imaginary deficiency to the emergence of leggings, jeggings and the like, and their ability to emphasize the female genitalia. “We have found that, among male students at universities, it is no longer necessary for them to expend a lot... MORE »
Studying “Party Girl” Annoyed With Loud Drunks Outside
Anita Wetcrotch, a junior at Ramapo College, has a physics test tomorrow. You might not know her by name, but you may recognize her from her various roles around campus: The girl who’s sleeping with the baseball team The trashed girl at the party The obnoxious girl screaming outside of your window past 2am The... MORE »
False Fire Alarms More Frequent Due to Popular Demand
Every semester, each Ramapo dorm must take part in two mandatory fire drills. Typically, these alarms are scheduled early on in the semester, in order to get them over with. However, it appears that students are not happy with this low amount of drills. Requests for more frequent alarms are overwhelming, and Ramapo is doing... MORE »