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College Male Imagination Down 63%
A recent study indicates that male imagination is down 63% since 2005. Scientists are attributing this imaginary deficiency to the emergence of leggings, jeggings and the like, and their ability to emphasize the female genitalia. “We have found that, among male students at universities, it is no longer necessary for them to expend a lot... MORE »
Fake Doctors, Real Problem
Okay, this isn’t Britain. We’ve all been to the dentist. They put bad-tasting shit in our mouths, we “accidentally” bite them, it’s a love/hate relationship. They need us for money and secret experiments, we need them for basic oral hygiene. It’s cool. But where the fuck in the dentistry code of minty conduct does it... MORE »
10 Things to Do Over Winter Break (Basement Staff)
This article is part of our “Let’s Keep This Website Awesome Over Winter Break” Tournament series. Check out the opposing article here and be sure to ‘like’ your favorite! Co-written with Basement Boss Alex Piliouras.10. Get a Job, Grouch!You’re spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to binge drink, eat Hot Pockets, and occasionally sit in... MORE »
Augie’s: Goodbye, Old Friend
A few months ago, Augie’s Pizzeria did the unthinkable: it closed down. For years, Augie’s brought joy to the lives of SU students, stumbling back from their favorite waterholes and in desperate need of sustenance. And at one dollar per slice, the drunkards were loath to resist the siren call of steaming mozzarella, sweet marinara... MORE »
Around the Web
It’s Friday! Time for some awesome stuff from our friends around the web! Sorry for Partying: https://www.thes4p.com/surviving-420/ College Party Guru: https://collegepartyguru.com/games/pages.php?link=Drinking_Monopoly TUN.com https://www.facebook.com/theuniversitynetwork MORE »
Old School Music Video — tribute to SU
You need to watch this, hilarious! A tribute to Syracuse University written by Paul Dell and Steven Weiss in the fall of 1986 in their apartment on University Avenue just blocks from Marshall Street. MORE »
Cure Your St. Patty’s Day Hangover
St. Patty’s day comes and goes. The anticipation is tremendous; the results the next day, even more terrifying. With it striking on a Saturday, good god, buckle up, it’s time to get rowdy. Still, there’s always the next morning. Through sheer force of will, and many days of practice, I’ve compiled the five best thought... MORE »