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Article by Chris Varney
November 1, 2011

Blackboard becomes self-aware

            The popular student information software “Blackboard’ appears to have become self-aware.             Blackboard, which handles everything from grades, to schedules and even student finances, has apparently become advanced enough to begin questioning not only its role as a tool, but also the possibility that it can gain a capacity... MORE »

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Article by jpaige
October 29, 2011

Confessions of a Dummy

I’ve been at Mizzou for a month now, and have arrived at the conclusion people here just don’t get me. And since I’ve tried posting dramatic song lyrics as my Facebook status, tweeting about how I need plans in the hopes someone will make them with me, and standing out in Speakers Circle with a... MORE »

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Article by Chris Varney
October 28, 2011

How To: Deliver a Speech at Speaker’s Circle

“Speaker’s Circle” is a Mizzou staple. The acoustically tuned circle of brick is frequented primarily by the lion hearted faithful who preach the word of God (read: word of whoever happens to be talking) to an entertained, if critical, student audience. To be clear, many people enjoy their faith in a healthy, positive way. In fact, most people enjoy... MORE »

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Article by abstewart
October 28, 2011

A Letter to the Girl Who Should’ve Reconsidered the Playboy Bunny Costume

Dear Bountiful Beauties,             Something has come to my attention in recent Halloweens. Female costumes, obviously, have decreased in skin coverage and increased in whoriness for a number of years now. And I’m ok with that. As the old Mean Girls adage goes, “In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a... MORE »

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Article by Shermysherm11
October 27, 2011

The Adventures of a Male GDI

Mizzou has always been known for having an immense Greek town. It’s almost a separate island in this small little town of Columbia, MO. Men in Greek life have it easy, drinking in their house, a firm set of bros, women wearing virtually no clothing coming to them and a shoo in for at least... MORE »

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Article by Ian Arnold
October 27, 2011

What The Fuck Mizzou: Stupidity and Genital Whacking

Whether our impending move to the SEC or the upcoming rapture has anything to do with several sequences of events recently incorporating stupidity and religious expression, we’ll never know. The point of the matter; this campus seems to have caught apocalyptic-street-corner-sign syndrome and a fiery case of poor judgment.  “You’re Gonna Catch the Crabs!” Anyone... MORE »

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Article by 9 to 5
October 26, 2011

10 Ways to Fool a Sorority Girl Into Bed

Wheps, would you look at that? MORE »

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Article by BradBabendir
October 25, 2011

10 Ironic Halloween Costume Hook-Ups

I went through and thought of ten pairings of costumes that could be potentially be touching each other on October’s final day, and imagined what it would be like if the two people were really doing the nasty.   Bill O’Reilly and Michelle Obama ““   There is so much wrong here. First of all,... MORE »