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Thesis: Mario Kart as an Emulation of Marxist ‘Communist Manifesto’

Article by gpsmonkey November 17, 2011

Senior Sociology Majors Mario DiGiorgi and Daisy Jepsen teamed together to reveal a stunning discovery in a popular video game. The dynamic duo presented a riveting thesis that drew expansive lines which concluded that the new Mario Kart game for the Nintendo Wii is a thinly veiled mask for the Marxist Communist Manifesto. The following is... MORE »

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November 17, 2011

Conversations 1.2 Nickleback

In this comic strip, we see that guys are guilty of weird shit too. MORE »

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November 14, 2011

How 50% of college relationships fail

If you haven’t already, you should ask your partner this question. MORE »

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November 12, 2011

Unidentified “Loch Ness Monster” Spotted in Campus Pond

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November 10, 2011

“New” Bryant Center Reportedly to Become Hogwarts Replica

  Reports of a “new” Bryant Center have been the talk of the Bryant University campus for the past couple of weeks. Since its resurrection in the mid-1980s, the Bryant Center has had little to no renovations to keep up with the rest of Bryant’s more modern appearance. Outdated furniture, limited office space, unsatisfactory dining... MORE »

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November 8, 2011

Sausage Fest

This is what I do instead of taking notes. MORE »

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November 8, 2011

Sports: Little sisters of the poor draws in exhibition games against Bulldogs.

A group of nuns are very upset about a common phrase using their organizations namesake. They were especially resentful when Gordon Gee (Commissioner at Ohio State University) commented that in the Big 10 football conference “We don’t play little sisters of the poor,” obviously implying that nuns who are part of this organization are weak... MORE »

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November 5, 2011

Students Speak Out About “Students Speak out”

Sophomores Josh Cutting, William, and Maria are upset about the students speak out section. When asked, they cited that the recent Archway section didn’t actually talk about relevant issues. “I’m not talking, wondering or thinking about fucking bricks.”   These students are upset because real issues on campus could be recognized in the student newspaper... MORE »

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November 2, 2011

Press Release: Apple to Launch Siri-powered Microwave by End of 2011

Executives at Apple knew as far back as 2009 that the company planned to eventually build its own microwave oven, sources told Toby Kennedy of the Boston Globe. Jobs had reportedly been mastering plans and executing a SWOT analysis which would help Apple enter the competitive consumer appliance market.   The innovative food cooking device, called the Apple... MORE »

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November 1, 2011

Herman Cain talks to Clarence Thomas’ Lawyer: Seeks Support

In the wake of the new allegations about harassment allegations, GOP Presidential hopeful Herman Cain is seeking assistance from a familiar ally. This isn’t the first allegation on Herman Cain’s record. An unnamed source believed to be from Pizza Queen in Providence Rhode Island has commented saying that “”¦godfather pizza was harassing [Pizza Queen] with... MORE »