Networking is tough. As any college career center will tell you, “It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.” Unfortunately for you smart people out there, it’s true! You don’t have to know anything to be rich and successful. Just look at Kim Kardashian. Getting a job or your own TV show about your idiotic family full of bimbos requires networking skills. You need to learn how to network because your voluptuous breasts can only get you so far in life. So if you’re looking to get a worthwhile job after college, you’d best learn to build relationships with those who know the business. Below is a side-by-side comparison of a networking letter: what you say vs. what you mean. Oh, and if you don’t know which is which, click here – your future awaits!
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