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Ladies and Gentlemen, Nancy Cantor Eating Pie
Chancellor Nancy Cantor of Syracuse University is caught in a pie-eating contest in downtown Syracuse. Special props to Rohan and Dave.
Chancellor Cantor Reportedly “Stoked” for Rock the Dome
Syracuse University Chancellor Provost Nancy Cantor wanted to do something to give back to the students who have given her so much already over the years she’s been in command. To her, the best way she could do so was to throw a concert idea out of nowhere and shock the students with the news... MORE »
Georgetown Challenges Syracuse to a Relay-off
To see who can raise the most money. The description on the video says “juice cuse”. Not an original pun, doesnt even rhyme, Lamest diss ever. Lets kick their asses. MORE »
SU Student Actually Bleeds Orange
Junior student Patrick Brinkerhoff has papacapillorange, a rare disease that has only been diagnosed twice before in history. While people suffering from this disease generally lead mostly normal lives, they do suffer from one strange side effect: their blood is orange. Other symptoms of the disease include extremely sore throats, especially following particularly exciting sporting... MORE »
Arrested Development Set to Return; Hardly Anyone Cares
Sunday’s announcement that Arrested Development would be returning for a limited television run and a movie had virtually zero effect on the Syracuse University student body. “Isn’t that a hip hop group?” asked Eugene Hamm, a junior television-radio-film major. Mitch Hurwitz, creator of the series, announced his plans at the New Yorker Festival... MORE »
Marshall St. overrun with truancy
Marshall St. forced to close off road, turn pedestrians away as class skipping students flocked to the famed block. As more and more students ignored their class schedules in lieu of pizza, bubble tea, and Slider’s Belgian fries, Marshall Street swarmed with said slackers. The popular eateries and cafes could not contain the masses of... MORE »
In an Astonishing Turn of Events, Freshmen Begin Verbally Assaulting Upperclassmen
The individuals that make up the 2014 batch of Syracuse University freshmen are apparently quick on their feet and unyielding with their tongues. Dozens of SU upperclassmen filed hazing reports to the Department of Campus Safety on Sunday, claiming that several fresh-faced Orangeboys and Orangeladies verbally accosted them as they walked by dorm rooms on... MORE »
Facebook User RSVPs “Yes” to an Event He Has No Intention of Attending
It was like any ordinary day for sophomore sports management major Todd Welker. He had just returned to his apartment after a long day of classes and logged onto the immensely popular social networking website, Facebook. While his inbox was void of any new wall posts or friend requests, there was one unique event invitation... MORE »
Networking Letters: What You Say vs. What You Mean
Networking is tough. As any college career center will tell you, “It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.” Unfortunately for you smart people out there, it’s true! You don’t have to know anything to be rich and successful. Just look at Kim Kardashian. Getting a job or your own TV show about your... MORE »
9 to 5: The Search
Basement Readers, Allow me to introduce myself. I am 26 years old. I’m a white, middle class, 99-percenter. I have a bachelor’s degree from a petty good undergraduate institution. In other words, I’m average. I have worked jobs in every field you can think of (including working in an actual field), but this booming economy... MORE »
10 Ways to Fool a Sorority Girl Into Bed
Wheps, would you look at that? MORE »
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